Sëkõnï jñr

1. Two children in their mother's womb saw a d!ck coming in🙄

Baby 1: Heey look, daddy is coming to play with us.

Baby 2: shūt up, u have no sēnse, that's not daddy, is uncle Emmanuel, daddy don't use to cover his face with plastic while coming to play with us... U will see, this one will not give us milk when he finish 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


2: A 5yrs old son catch their parents having s£× in the night 🙄

Boy: Heey, dad, what are u doing??

Dad: oh son, am putting fuel in ur Mom stomach 🙄

Boy: wow, that means mom stomach contain a lot of fuel bcuz i saw uncle Richard putting that same fuel in the morning when u went to work 🙄🙄

Mom: faīnted 🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸


3. After service on Sunday a wife saw her husband sitting in the garden so sād, she got concerned and walk to him an ask..

Wife: honey what's the matter why are you so sād?😥😥

Husband: our pastor confessiøn is making me feel sād 😥😥

Wife: what's that??

Husband: pastor cønfessed that he has slept with all the women in the church except one woman bcuz she has the fear of God 😥😥😥

Wife: maybe she's sister Mary bcuz she like doing Holy Holy... don't mind that Holy mary....

Husband faīnted 🤸🤸🤣🤣🤣

4. If your plans is to laugh and skip following my page, get ready, your crush will skip you 😂

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