Alice Sparkly Kat Astrology

I am back from China. If you emailed me while I was away, I will be getting back to you as I get over jet lag. In the meantime, here is a picture of my grandma with a robot and a little story.

When I saw my grandma, she told me about the robot who came to visit her nursing home. I asked her if she was scared. “Why would I be scared?” she asked me. “The robot was wearing clothes.”

When I saw the picture of her with the robot, I saw that the only clothes the robot was wearing was a vest that was an advertisement for an insurance company. Just shirt. No pants. Completely uncovered on the lower half.

Still, my grandma assured me that the robot wasn’t scary. “It can only fold clothes and make the bed,” she said. “It can’t do anything else. It’s completely useless.”

I will be in China visiting my family for my birthday until April 19th. This means I will have limited access to many parts of the internet including email.

You can still email me with any customer service related questions during this time but please expect a longer delay in me getting back to you. I will get back to you but it won’t be as fast as usual.

If you sign up for The Astro-Kats or Star Kids Club between now to the 19th, please expect a delay in receiving the welcome email and sign up gift. I will send you a welcome email but it won’t be as fast as usual.

If you are already a member of The Astro-Kats or Star Kids Club, you can expect to receive your lunation offerings as normal.

新年快乐恭喜发财🌞🐎

Snag ‘s Fire Horse party this weekend (I’m doing a workshop and have a surprise gift for everyone to attends) and read horoscopes for your sign on

If you sign up for The Astro-Kats or Star Kids Club, you can get a digital version of my 27 page Year of the Fire Horse zine

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If you’re interested in joining Star Kids Club, go to my stories

This is messed up!

Apparently between 73-87% of Americans have pre-existing conditions

Congrats to and !!!

Gonna be offline until it rains on Thursday!

Happy Aries Moon