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Drove through this morning, thought I'd share.

Good morning. Remember please, that if you have any fond memories-stories and especially pictures. Please share them so we all can enjoy them on this page. Thank you!

This was a little while back will post some newer soon. Miss that place, miss that lady...

long time no see...
this is where were asking all to share their most memorable moments. Keep it classy kids...

Folks the fat lady has sung!
The golf course has officially closed.
It is possible that it may open for a day, depending on the snow, and ice coverage...due to insurance reasons there can be none of the above on the course if that is to happen.
Thank you for your support,and patronage. EGVGC

And here's you morning chuckle, a two-fer Today...
"I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course," sighed Mac, the golfer.

"Try heaven," advised the caddie. "You've already moved most of the earth."

And...
Caddiemaster, that boy isn't even eight years old."

"Better that way, sir. He probably can't count past ten."

Good morning! Here's your golf tip of the day.

100 Yards to Go: Instruction Keys to Success Watch great golf instruction for hitting from the fairway 100 yards from the green. PGA Professional Billy Ore offers some great strategy and technique for executing the right shot.

And here's your tip of the day...
This one helped me alot...

Solve Your Slice Problem Do you have tendency to slice to golf ball? You're not alone. PGA Professional Eric Hogge offers a quick tip to think about during your swing that may help fix one of the most common trouble areas.

Good morning! So what are some of your best excuses today, for playing hookie from work, to get in a gorgeous day of golf?

Here's your morning Chuckle:
Jesus and Tiger Woods were playing golf. It's Tigers turn to tee off, and he does so on a long par five. It's a great drive straight up the fairway, and he's about a seven iron off the green. "Not bad," Jesus says. Jesus then steps up to tee off, and He too hits a great shot, but it's not anywhere near as close as Wood's first shot.

Just as the ball comes to a stop, a gopher pops out of its hole, grabs Jesus' ball in its mouth and starts to run up the fairway. Before it can get even twenty yards, an eagle swoops down out of the heavens and grabs the gopher in its mouth and flies off towards the green. Just as the ball, eagle, and gopher get above the hole, a lightning bolt strikes out of a cloudless sky and vaporizes both the eagle and the gopher. The ball drops straight down into the hole for a hole-in-one.

Jesus looks up and says, "Dad! Please! I'd rather do it myself!

And of course ,your morning chuckle:

Three unmarried men were waiting to tee off when the starter walked up to them and said, "You see that beautiful blonde practicing her putting?"

"Her? Wow, she is beautiful," they all said.

"She's a good golfer," he continued, "and would like to hook up with a group. None of the other groups will play with a woman. Can she play with you? She won't hold you up, I promise." They looked at each other and said, "Sure! She can join us." Just as the starter said, the woman played well and kept up. Plus, they kept noticing, she was very attractive.

When they reached the 18th hole, she said that if she sank her 18-footer, she'd break 80 for the first time. "Guys, I'm so excited about breaking 80 that I have to tell you something. I had a great time playing with you. I can tell you all really love golf. I want you to know that I'm single and want to marry a man who loves golf as much as I do. If one of you guys can read this putt correctly and I make it, I'll marry whichever of you was right!"

All three jumped at the opportunity. The first one looked over the putt and said, "I see it breaking 10 inches left to right." The second looked it over from all sides and said, "No, I see it breaking eight inches right to left."

The third man looked at the woman, looked at the ball, and said, "Pick it up. It's good!"

It is going to be a glorious day today, see you soon!

And of course, your Sunday morning chuckle...
A Baptist pastor decides to play hooky on a Sunday to play golf. He's playing the best golf of his life when an angel asks God, "Are you going to let this slide? Do something!"

So God says, "Watch this."

The pastor hits a 425-yard tee shot and the ball goes in the hole for a double eagle. The angel asks, "Why did you reward him?"

God says, "Who is he gonna tell?"