06/13/2026
Goodnight Guardians 😴
To protect and serve mono-hull sailboat racing far and wide We believe that monohull racing should be available to the masses. We have won 3 consecutive U.S.
We do not believe in high performance, multihull racing that breaks the banks and prevents the common man from sailing. Sailing should be available to all on every weekend should they so desire. Sailing was meant to be enjoyed with friends and family. We are a group of paper-pushing, 9-5 regulars that transform to the peak of international match racing every weekend during the season. match racing
06/13/2026
Goodnight Guardians 😴
06/07/2026
12 dudes, one hull, one dream
05/22/2026
Generations came and went hoping to etch their name into history. Finally, nearly 8 decades later, this team conquered the 2026 college sailing national championship despite tragedy and triumph. Congrats to John Mollicone and GEAUX BEARS.
05/13/2026
One time we were sailing J70s and the boat in front of us pulled the MarkSetBot down, which was great because we were barely making the mark. However, once it got free, Mr. Mark Set Bot started motoring towards us with FEROCITY, determined to get back to its proper location. It ran right into the side of us then we had a pro sailor screaming behind us “YOU HIT THE MARK”. Well we were there and can assure you the MARK hit us, not the other way around. So who’s really at fault here? Follow for more tips 😘
05/08/2026
Wind is a great film
05/06/2026
Don’t worry, it’s Whalers
04/27/2026
Sources confirm “even numbers were easier.”
How regattas are won:
soft hands
stiff masts
hot cannons
wet whalers
04/19/2026
spring training
04/17/2026
If the selection was originally unbiased, then why did they need to add more teams?