Evil Water Trading Co.

07/04/2026

10/25/2025

Which do you think will win me over?

10/05/2025

If you live in the Iron County, UT, area and are interested in the Bodyguard 2.0, feel free to reach out for more info. You can follow me YouTube as well: https://youtube.com/?si=4Z4Z5CyjcDIxU7rS.

08/30/2025

Pretty much the way it is here but without the uniform. We prefer the “Surprise, Mother Fu****!” approach.

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08/23/2025

I’m putting in a Condition 1 order, but I need anyone interested to get me their order ASAP.
Take a look through their cases here and DM me with what you want or if you need to get a quote:

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02/03/2025

School Safety and Security Support Staff relief positions are now open on for applications on Iron County School District’s website: https://www.applitrack.com/irondistrict/OnlineApp/JobPostings/View.asp?AppliTrackJobId=1893 let me know if you have any questions.

12/14/2024

We have one bucket of random merch left that we are trying to sell off before we order new stuff! Perfect opportunity for a unique Christmas gift! Prices are deeply discounted. See available sizes and styles below in the photos. We also have Whisper Pickle patches for $8 and stickers are 2/$3……they would make great stocking stuffers 🔥 🌲 🎅 Christmas is almost here 🥳 Don’t see what you need? Check out our full selection on our website: https://evilwatertradingco.com

09/19/2024

This just looks good!🤩 🔥🔥🔥 Oh, and the gun is cool, too😁 This cool guy got his Omega 9K back in less than 30 hrs.

08/30/2024

Come check out and at the Iron County Fair Grounds. I can you set up with the tools and Brave Lizard can show you how to use them.

08/25/2024

I can’t guarantee your suppressor will get out of NFA jail within days, but I can say that most of my clients have received their approved tax stamps within a week. Behold, Q’s Jumbo Shrimp, which was approved in about 4 days. From now until the end of the year, anyone buying a suppressor through Evil Water Trading will also receive a free “whisper pickle” patch.