South Side Roller Derby

🛍️ SHOP THE ROLLER DERBY MARKET:

Grab some unique finds between games at our Derby Market! Featured vendors include:

💅 Robot Bee Polish: Makes small-batch indie nail polish for people who don't do boring nails! ✨ Color-shifting thermochromics, holographic, glow-in-the-dark, UV-reactive, aurora pigments — 21-free, vegan, cruelty-free, and weird on purpose. Made in Houston by one very caffeinated human and a Bengal cat named Beaker. 🐱 At the booth, you'll find full-size polishes including exclusive colors available only at this event! 🎨 Robot Bee Polish

💎 Del Angel Creations: Handmade Artisan jewelry, necklaces, rosaries, and handcrafted diamond painting!

💆 New Beginnings Massage: Relaxation and recovery services to keep you feeling great!

🧸 Sara's One Stop Shop: Trending toys, bows, and more! 🎀

🛼 Phoenix Skate Gear: Essential derby gear and accessories! 🛠️

⚡ JULY 25TH BANKED TRACK ROLLER DERBY: Witness the Rarest Game in Sports! ⚡

Did you know that the Houston area is home to one of the most unique athletic spectacles in the world? 🌎

Did you know there are only four active banked track roller derby leagues left on the planet—and we are lucky enough to have one right here Pasadena Tx! 🏟️

This isn't just a game; it is female empowerment on wheels! 🛼✨

We are a homegrown home-team league of women and girls from all over the Houston area who have come together to form three competitive women's teams and two junior teams. It is an amazing, high-energy environment built by local FEMALE athletes right here in our own backyard. 💪❤️

📅 THE JULY 25th BANKED TRACK TRIPLE HEADER:

💥 4:00 PM: Stone Cold Stellas 💙 (Blue) vs. Road Rash Rebels ❤️ (Red)

🧒 5:00 PM (Halftime): Support our local youth FEMALE ATHLETES with the Junior Roller Derby stars: P!nk Team 💗 vs. Darkside 🖤

🔥 6:00 PM: The Road Rash Rebels ❤️ (Red) take the track a second time to challenge The Closer: Conjured Chaos 💜 (Purple)

🎉 NON-STOP ACTION & ENTERTAINMENT:

🎸 Live Rock Show: We are cranking up the volume with School of Rock Pearland, providing a live rock show during halftime and all intermissions! 🤘

🌟 The Athlete's Journey: See seasoned vets with 6–20 years on the track skating alongside new teammates who just finished a fun 12-week journey to their very first game. 👑

🪑 Create Your Own VIP Spot: We keep it authentic—bring your own folding chairs to set up your own "VIP" trackside experience and feel the wind as the pack flies by! 💨

🎟️ GET IN THE DOORS:
💰 SAVE 30%: Use coupon code SSRD at checkout!

🎖️ COMMUNITY DISCOUNTS: Reduced tickets are available for Children, Veterans, and First Responders.

🎫 TICKETS: www.southsiderollerderby.com

ℹ️ ABOUT SOUTH SIDE ROLLER DERBY
We are a roller sports club for females, run by females. 👭 With 20 years of service dedicated to empowering women and girls, our mission is to build a strong community and help our members fall in love with fitness. We achieve this through the discipline and passion found in various roller skating styles, including Banked Track Roller Derby, Dance on Skates, and Figure Skating. 🛼💖

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📍 Location: Campbell Hall (Pasadena Fairgrounds)

🕒 Doors Open: 3:00 PM | First Whistle: 4:00 PM

🎟️ Get tickets at: https://www.southsiderollerderby.com/roller-derby-games/

Get ready to rock the track! 🛼✨ Meet the Junior Varsity girls' team of South Side Roller Derby—the world’s only female roller derby league left on the planet!

We are so excited to introduce the incredible roster for our junior squad.

These skaters have the speed, the strategy, and the style to make this an unforgettable lineup!

The Dark Side: Shadows of the Track
Just like the original "Dark Side," these skaters are all about cool under pressure. This team may skate out of the shadows, but they plan to take center stage. Fast on their feet and even faster on their strategy, they are the tactical geniuses of the league, using clever plays and unexpected speed to keep the other team guessing.

🖤 FANG #555
💗 SLAYNA # 183
🖤 HEALTH HAZARD #936
💗 PICKLES #67
🖤 BONE CRUSHER #187
💗 SCORPION. # 22
🖤 ALYSSA # 9

Come out and support the league! Grab your tickets to the game this Saturday, July 25, in Pasadena, Texas. Don't miss out on the action: https://www.southsiderollerderby.com/roller-derby-games/

Meet The Varsity Girls Jr Roller Derby Team 🛼🩷

The Pink Side: Power & Pizazz

This team is here to prove that "pink" doesn’t mean gentle—it means powerful and polite (at least, until the whistle blows!). "The Pink Side" skaters bring an unstoppable burst of energy and teamwork to the jam. Their strategy? Unshakeable defense, high-speed blocks, and showing that a skater can have flair and still be unstoppable on the track.

💗 WHIPLASH #8
🖤 PORK CHOP #011
💗 BLAZE #07
🖤 BRUISER #29
💗 PARTY POISON #131
🖤 DEMONIC BANNA #513
💗 RAINBOW CRASH #106

GET TICKETS 🎟️ https://www.southsiderollerderby.com/roller-derby-games/

🎉 ANOTHER SOUTHSIDE TRIP AROUND THE SUN! 🛼☀️

Let’s scream it loud for the one, the only... Sara Problem! 🥳💥
Sara Bettale

Happy Birthday to a true powerhouse who doesn't just talk about female empowerment—she builds it on eight wheels every single day. 👑❤️

Training skaters is a massive, exhausting job, but someone’s gotta do it! Sara has been on the front lines holding down our battle-tested mission, helping train over 500 women and girls every single year. Because of dedicated trainers like her, South Side has spent the last 20 years preserving the rarest game in sports and keeping the flame of dedicated female athletic spaces burning bright. 🔥💪

Want to know what keeps her motivated to lace up and lead the pack? Check out her raw thoughts and feelings on exactly why she does it in this exclusive interview:

👉 Read the full interview here

https://www.southsiderollerderby.com/why-i-train-roller-skaters-an-interview-with-sara-problem/

MONDAY night practice was absolute fire! We completely crushed it! 🔥

If you've been looking for a sign to step out of your comfort zone, get an incredible workout, and meet an amazing group of women—this is it. 🛼✨

Registration is LIVE for our next Women’s Beginner Roller Derby Boot Camp! Never skated before? We’ve got you. We’ll teach you everything from simply staying on your feet to the fundamentals of contact.

👉 Lock in your spot for the next session here:
https://www.southsiderollerderby.com/speed-agility-on-roller-skates/

💥 Need to see what you're signing up for first?

Come watch us in action! Join us trackside at our next game on Saturday, July 25th at the Pasadena Convention Center (Campbell Hall) from 3:00 PM - 6:00 PM. Bring your crew and experience the hype!

➡️ Grab your game tickets here:
https://www.southsiderollerderby.com/roller-derby-games/

Can't wait to see you on the track! 💖🖤

🔥 10 DAYS UNTIL THE BANKED TRACK TRIPLE HEADER! 🔥

Three games, one night, non-stop action.

Did you know that the Road Rash Rebels ❤️ have to skate TWO full games on July 25th? They start the night at 4:00 PM against the Stone Cold Stellas 💙, and then have to turn right around at 6:00 PM to challenge the closer: Conjured Chaos 💜!

Can they survive the grueling double-header grind? Come witness the rarest sport on earth and find out.

🎟️ COMMUNITY DISCOUNTS: Reduced tickets are available online for Children, Veterans, and First Responders. 💰 Use coupon code SSRD for an extra 30% off standard tickets! 👉 Grab yours now: https://www.southsiderollerderby.com/roller-derby-games/