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Jimmy Jabs Jimmy "Jabs" Jablonski loves booze, drugs, and of course, the Philadelphia "Iggles".

If people born in Philadelphia are known for one thing, it's that they don't take s**t from anyone. Jimmy Jablonski is no different, unless that "s**t" happens to be drugs, he will always take it from anyone. "Jabs" is from Juniata park, a tough, blue collar neighborhood right off of Roosevelt boulevard in northeast Philadelphia. Even though he never seems to have somewhere to stay, he is always working hard to support his white trash lifestyle.

It’s real. Some things are bigger than football, doot. I’m just happy it was caught before it became tragic. Prayers to ...
10/19/2026

It’s real. Some things are bigger than football, doot. I’m just happy it was caught before it became tragic. Prayers to Jalen Hurts and best of luck in his recovery. Someone on the medical staff needs to held accountable.

10/18/2026

2026 Iggles Week 6 Vs. Pampers. The Iggles are hurt AND they stink. After yet another crushing defeat in a game we should have won, will we be let down again? Jimmy Jabs looks over the offensive depth chart and gives some thoughts.

10/11/2026

This week the Iggles are traveling all the way to Lundin to play the Jagwires. This team has a lot working against them roit now, but coming out of this game without any other incheries is a win in itself. Philadelphia Eagles

10/11/2026

New bideo tomorrow before kigawf. A game before noon on a Sundee? That should be illiggle, doot.

Cam Jurgens waking up from a concussion:“You got traded the f@¢k out!”
10/07/2026

Cam Jurgens waking up from a concussion:

“You got traded the f@¢k out!”

10/04/2026

Fer some stupid reason this week’s bideo was having a hard time ubloading. It’s up now. GAO BURTS!

10/04/2026

After last week's debacle against the Bares, Jimmy Jabs isn't getting his hopes up for the Iggles or any other Philly team for that matter. And he's not wasting his time with subtitles either. At least we're at home this week against the Ramps.

POV: Your dog gets excited and the red rocket pops out.
09/29/2026

POV: Your dog gets excited and the red rocket pops out.

09/29/2026

Iggles beat Zhicaga on Mundy noit, simpleazat.

09/20/2026

Week 1 was a little too close for cumfert, but Jimmy Jabs fully expects the Iggles to rimember the Toitans are AWFUL. He is predicting a blowout and there’s no reason the Iggles can’t deliver.

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