Oh Yes, We Have It

🚨BREAKING: Car faints after seeing gas prices.

I woke up thinking this ... Since hair cannot be preserved in fossils, we actually cannot rule out the possibility that dinosaurs looked like this.🤣

My own version of Phil ... Happy Groundhog day, everyone! 🤣

I HATE IT when I do the math on where all my money went and it actually all adds up.

No one stole it. I didn't lose it. It ... was ... all me. 🤣

My doctor told me I need to eat more greens,

So I'm switching to mint chocolate chip ice cream. 😁

My neighbor recently introduced her cats to me, Astrophe, Erpillar, Aract and Alogue.
l asked her where she got such unusual names and she said “Oh, those are their last names, their first names are Cat.” 😹

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Being an adult is essentially just being tired all the time and trying to figure out how you hurt your back. 😆

Getting older is insane.

One wrong pillow angle and your neck is broken for the entire week. 😅

I’m not even exaggerating, January has felt about six months long already and we’re only 13 days in. 😁

I'm not saying I'm old, but I'm at the "Starting to take right foot down & left foot close" years-old stage. 🤣