Firehouse 92 BAR

DARTS!! It’s Rocky Hall with Kim Shivers behind the bar on Friday 6/5, and Catherine & Bruce Talley with Betzy Sheehy on Saturday 6/6. SuperShoot both nights. We’re also signing up for new leagues, and accepting orders for the Firehouse and Merlin dart jerseys sported by our teams at Team Dart in Las Vegas. See you this weekend! 🧙🏻‍♀️🎯🐦‍🔥

I’m back to work after post-Vegas road-tripping with the boss, so we’re having a second blind draw this weekend! $10 entry, bar match, open event. Sign-ups at 7, draw at 8. Rocky is hosting with Betzy behind the bar. Come sign up for your next league season, hear some road stories, and see the surprise treasure I brought back from Colorado… 🤠🎉🇺🇸

Today is the unofficial Mayor of Plant City’s BIRTHDAY! Go see Kim Shivers and have drinks! 🐦‍🔥🎉🎂

EDIT: WE’LL RE-OPEN AT 3:30 TODAY!! 💦💧🚿 Hey folks! We’re going to be closed for at least a few hours while we figure out why we don’t have water. 🤔🤷🏻‍♀️ We’ll keep you posted. —Meantime, don’t forget it’s still Mother’s Day. HUG ‘EM IF YOU GOT ‘EM!! 🥰💐🫶🏻

YES! There WILL be a blind draw tonight at the Firehouse! 7 PM sign-ups, 8 PM draw, $10 entry with bar match, with our favorite ‘strip club DJ’ Rocky on the mic 🎤 with the bracket. Much of Team Merlin is away this weekend, so come win some consolation prize money from your friends who didn’t go to Vegas! 🐦‍🔥🎯💵

Someone told me tonight that the former crowd here doesnt like it that I don’t allow co***ne anymore, and that they can’t come in here and act up like they used to. I laughed and said, “Oh good.” And then, tonight’s after-2 crowd rolled in, a couple of them already-drunk and full of snarky comments. They moved slowly getting out the door at 3, wanted to hang in the parking lot, then spun tires like teenagers on their way out when I told them it was time to go. —If your name is Tanya and you gave me the ‘just ate sh*t’ face when I asked if you had a beer in your hand in my parking lot after closing, you’re not welcome back. You’re right, girl. The vibe here is not for you anymore. We don’t do ash on the floor OR coming out of the bathroom with your pants unbuttoned. —But if you’re reading this and appreciate a LESS ratchet dive bar, you’ll probably like it here. 🐦‍🔥😁👋🏻

It feels like Christmas morning up in here! New toys for our bowling crew today! LFG! 🥳🐦‍🔥🎳 Margie Hatfield Betty Negrych Betzy Sheehy

I don’t want your used sh***er or your trash from spring cleaning. My dumpster is not your dumpster. Plant City is a small town, so someone knows these people. Hey lady, don’t take your kids along to do crime. And someone tell the dude he’s invited to come load up the toilet he left behind and take it right back off my property. If I have to pay to have it removed myself, I’ll be filing a police report for my trouble. —Nice truck, by the way. Bet someone recognizes it and can tell me who he is… 😁👋🏻

One of my favorite compliments is when you tell us you feel safe coming back here again after a very long time. 🥰 We’ve lit up the parking lot like a football stadium, photographed and given fair warning to the local dealers, changed our weekday closing time to avoid the already-drunk after-hours crowd, and had our camera system re-engineered by a guy who works with theme parks and banks. But I’m told the biggest deterrent to 💩 behavior at our place is The Mom Voice. I have a good one, and I’m not afraid to use it!…lol. When someone acts up, they find out quickly we don’t tolerate that here. The people who love this place protect it from anyone who disrepects it. —I deeply value your trust, and intend to keep it. I thank you all for your good manners. And if you haven’t been here in a while, you should come see what you’ve been missing. 🐦‍🔥🎉🍻