08/23/2026
NEW CONTENT ALERT — because apparently the social media manager thinks we’re a legitimate racing organization now.
Got some new segments in the works for the page as we continue our completely unnecessary attempt to make this operation look professional.
First up, our new pre-race prep, plans, predictions and general overconfidence segment will officially be known as:
“FOREPLAY”
This is where we’ll discuss the race, the car, what we changed, what we probably shouldn’t have changed, and explain in great detail how everything is supposed to go before reality inevitably gets involved.
Then, once the checkered flag falls and we’ve had a little time to process our decisions, our post-race recap, analysis, excuses, finger pointing and general buffoonery will be known as:
“POST NUT CLARITY”
This is where we calmly reflect on what actually happened, determine which of our brilliant ideas were terrible, assess the damage, blame the driver, blame the car, blame the track, blame each other, and eventually admit that maybe we just screwed up.
Expect technical insight, questionable opinions, unnecessary sarcasm, occasional useful information and absolutely no guarantee of professionalism.
Basically:
FOREPLAY:
“We’ve got a really good package tonight.”
POST NUT CLARITY:
“Well… that was fu***ng stupid.”
Anyway, that’s enough exciting news from the marketing department.
Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.