Smash Putt Portland

Smash Putt regulars LoveBomb GoGo are playing tonight at Analog Cafe with friends Chaotic Noise Marching Corps and Gora Gora Orkestar. Come by for a little taste of the marching band madness that Smash Putt loves so much.

It's official. SMASH PUTT IS NOW CLOSED. Thank you everyone for a wonderful show!! Miraculously, we were not at all hungover this morning, and we hope the same for you.
XOXOX

That's right folks -->> SMASH PUTT IS ALMOST OVER!!!

Q: I don't get it. What exactly do you mean by "over"??
A: When we found the Royal Family Ginseng building, it was cold and moldy, nothing in there 'sides black widows and broken dreams. If you show up after this week, that's what you'll find there again.

Q: Is it too late to buy tickets / plan parties / rent VIP rooms?
A: Not if you act now! Check the website for deets or just stop worrying about it and just get your ass down here!

Q: Ok, I think I understand. When can I come do Smash Putt before it goes away for good?
A: This Thursday. Friday. Saturday. Sunday, ONLY. (see smashputt.com for exact times & advance tix).

Q: What about next week?
A: Next week it's back to lolcats and internet lists. Sorry folks.

....... ONE.;//;.MORE.;//;.WEEK. ........

This is it folks: the final final weekend of Smash Putt. After this we pack it up and ship out.

Final weekend blowout - get your tickets now!

http://www.smashputt.com/

Hot new tickets, fresh out of the oven, mmmm!

http://www.smashputt.com

Hold on a sec - this is the second to last weekend! And we're going to be invaded by our intergalactic marching friends LoveBomb Go-Go! GET THOSE TICKETS AND GET TO SMASH PUTT!!!! EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!

Good morning! Tickets for this weekend are finally available.

http://www.smashputt.com

Yes, YES, YEESSSS! Now open through April - but don't procrastinate - come this weekend, bring your friends, have yourself a smashing adventure!

Get your tickets now at http://www.smashputt.com/

Portland! Tune into KGW Newschannel 8's "Live at 7" tonight to see how the news tackles our course!

Smash Putt will now be OPEN THRU APRIL 27th!!!

4 More Weeks of Mega Miniature Golf Madness!

This means MORE marching band incursions! Surprises!
MORE drunken debauchery! MORE birthdays! MORE sleeping on Living Room Hole! Intrigue! MORE delicious sazeracs, negronis, and ginger zelinksas!

Don't forget! Smash Putt is now open Thursday thru Sunday every week. And as always it's a great place for happy hours, bachelorette parties, corporate teambuilding (srsly. If you're in charge of planning that stuff over at innotech, then get in touch!), or just a hot night on the links!

We're in the final stretch, folks!

We've got fun special SURPRISES Friday and Saturday night.

We are also open on THURSDAY and as early as 3:30 on Sunday.

Come putt like it'll be gone in a couple weeks!

http://www.smashputt.com/

Tonight in celebration of Art Walk, we will be visited by a mobile mob of musician aliens: LoveBomb Go-Go.

Tomorrow and Saturday we'll be receiving a visit from the substance abuse incubator / marching band: Chaotic Noise Marching Corps.

Join us - and be prepared for awesomeness of the highest order

Tickets are up for this weekend and this Thursday is First Thursday - so we will be open at a super awesome discount AS WELL as be visited by the fantastic and other-worldy LoveBomb Go-Go for the festivities. AND AS IF THAT WERE NOT ENOUGH their irrepressible and utterly insane cousins from Seattle, Chaotic Noise Marching Corps, will be around to debauch the place up. THIS WEEKEND IS GOING TO BE AWESOME!!! Wait there's more? YES! Our second and final FAMILY SHOW is happening at noon on Sunday.