ORP Bicycle Smarthorn

Big holiday coming up. In my family we exchange gifts and watch all the Leprechaun films. Anybody do anything fun or irresponsible?

Hey,. Valentines Day is right around the corner and while we are still out of Orps (OOO), we do have REMORPS.

Regardless, even though V-DAY may seem like just another commercial holiday to sell heart shaped Reese's P-nut butter cups
(good, right?!, and no calories given its a holiday), it is a chance to stop being a stalker and let them know how you feel.

Hey we just want to wish everyone a super safe and fun holiday season.

I saw this in Portland. Ironic.

Hey, sorry for the radio silence. We've been hoping things would turn around quicker, but they have not. As you may all know, Orp was designed hear, I mean, here in Orpegon, and is built in China. Beyond key components sky rocketing in price, shipping Orps from Shenzhen to Portland has quintupled.

We hope to have a solution and will let everyone know as soon as we do. Meanwhile, kickback and watch alot of Netflix or For All Mankind on Apple TV+.

Hey, Mother's day is coming up and if Mom has an Orp, maybe now's the time to get her a REMORP.

Is Mom a little shaky?
Certainly, no one is getting any younger so a REMORP will help activate her Orp faster and with more control given there's no hand lifting. Most importantly, though, we do have REMORPS in stock.

Hear, I mean , here, I think this one is funner. You may have to click on it to read it.

Well, we're just about hear, I mean, here. It's not much to look at yet, but it's early. Omicron is seeming mild so things are looking up. Let's all work to make '22 a blow out year!