07/29/2023
26% of tenants leave something burning on the stove when leaving the apartment /at least once a week/.
Ratco: Rod Monroe's anti-tenant coalition.
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Problem tenants in your rental units? It really is more likely than you think.
If you even suspect your renters are rats, give us a call, and we'll excavate, fumigate, and levitate your property. #ratco #teamratco
07/29/2023
11/27/2021
Over 2000 evictions on Thanksgiving Day alone! Landlords, we're the best at it, so keep buying politicians and feeding money to Ratco. These photos, by the way, are from one of the units we visited yesterday. We could've posted photos from 1000 apartments we saw yesterday, and you wouldn't have been able to tell the difference. Ratco.
09/07/2021
If your tenants are up to these kinds of tricks, call Ratco - we'll extenantate your problem for you!
06/19/2020
RATCO is here for you. Here and now. Now, and always. Always, forever, and now. RATCO.
04/29/2020
It's time for the annual Ratco Rewards program, where we send thousands of dollars illegally to the candidates who express the most loathing for tenants. In this election cycle, we are endorsing Mayor McShady; his bagman and my best friend in my head, treasonous hotelier and backstage fixer Gordon Sondland; and former City Hall apparatchik and all-around totally unsleazeballish Sam "I pawed an intern and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" Adams.
04/29/2020
We at Ratco are 100% 50/50 that 63% of tenants leave their apartments in this condition or worse daily, every month.
03/12/2020
What else did the Culberts left behind, you're asking?
Ratco is the answer; your tenants are the problem. 503-Go-Ratco. Call now.
03/12/2020
Scenes from a recent successful Ratco tenant relocation. The Culbert Family of Grando Portlando left their apartment unwillingly after Ratco arrives with an eviction team to evacuate an apartment which, to our shock, we discovered was already afire when we arrived.
02/12/2020
Our "tenant of the week" is the young gentlemen who rented this property from one of our clients. He cannot be found now; possibly he's lost in the piles of detritus, it's anyone's guess. Ratco.
01/21/2020
50% of tenants' kitchens never get cleaner than this.
Ratco.
01/09/2020
Over 65% of tenants leave units in this shape or worse. Let Ratco rid you of the miscreants who are destroying your property.
10/09/2019
Got rats - er, tenants? Call RATCO. Today. Operators are standing by.
{img: a photo of the most recent eviction site we visited, aka this is how tenants live)
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