09/18/2026
🚨 HENLO. WOOLIAM HERE. 🦣
I have been informed that weather is doing…well weather things. How Rude.
As a certified prehistoric survival expert, I have 3 advices:
1. Prepare erly.
2. Protecc urself.
3. Stay saf.
Also: GET UR SANDBAGS.
They are available now. Pls get them before u need them!
I survived the Ice Age. We can survive some rain.
…..Probably (famous last words anyway)
— Wooliam 🦣