09/22/2026
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
🚨NEELO HAS LOST THE PLOT🚨
Okay… I KNOW it’s early.
But apparently I’ve lost track of the days, the hours, my sleep schedule, and possibly my sanity… so here’s a LONG post for you. 🤣
Let’s recap last week because apparently I make decisions now without consulting my brain.
Who had the genius idea to reopen 7 DAYS A WEEK during the first FULL week of school?
🙋♀️ THIS GIRL.
Who is currently questioning that decision?
🙋♀️ ALSO THIS GIRL.
Who then thought it was a fantastic idea to open at 10AM Saturday morning?
🙋♀️ STILL THIS GIRL.
And what did we walk into at 10AM Saturday?
⚡ A plaza with barely enough power to turn on a lightbulb. 😂
At this point, Neelo is operating on late nights, early mornings, adrenaline, and pure delusion. 🤣
Sleep? Never heard of her.
And before anyone asks… NO, I STILL DON’T DRINK COFFEE.
So yes… you are absolutely allowed to call me crazy.
Actually, at this point, I encourage it. 😂☕🚫
🎱 ANYWAY… BACK TO POOL!
Our FIRST Tuesday Night 9-Ball Tournament brought out 19 brave souls who apparently looked at the schedule and thought:
"Yeah, let's go watch Neelo slowly lose her mind AND shoot pool." 😂
And honestly… THANK YOU. ❤️🤣
🏆 TOP 4:
🥇 1st — Mike C
🥈 2nd — Kiet
🥉 3rd — Dallas
🎱 4th — Kody
So now the big question…
🎱 WHO’S TAKING 1ST TONIGHT?! 👀
Come get in the game with Audre and see if you have what it takes!
🔥 9-Ball 9-on-9
🕕 Practice & Registration: 6PM
🎱 Tournament: 7PM
NOW… SATURDAY. 😳😂
WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. HECK.
The entire plaza got hit when a National Grid fuse decided it needed a personal day. ⚡😂
And honestly, thank goodness we were there at 10AM because we caught the problem early.
Unfortunately…
That meant our APA Border Battle Qualifiers suddenly became:
🎱 “Who can shoot in the dark?”
💺 “Musical Chairs: Billiards Edition”
🔦 “Can someone please hold a flashlight over the table?”
😂 “WHO TURNED THE LIGHTS OFF?! Oh… right.”
Eventually, we got serious and managed to run the tournament on TWO. TABLES.
Just TWO.
Because apparently we decided to add Extreme Difficulty Mode to the APA qualifier. 😂
But you know what?
THE PLAYERS ABSOLUTELY CRUSHED IT. 👏🔥
Despite the power outage, limited tables, chaos, confusion, and whatever other nonsense the universe decided to throw at us…
🇨🇦 CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERYONE WHO QUALIFIED FOR CANADA THIS NOVEMBER! 🇨🇦
You guys were absolute troopers and truly the REAL MVPs of the weekend! 🏆🎱❤️
And through ALL of this…
The power outages.
The tournaments.
The schedule changes.
The 7-day work week.
The lack of sleep.
The questionable decisions.
And Neelo wandering around wondering what day it is…
YOU GUYS KEEP SHOWING UP. ❤️
And for that, our little family-owned business is beyond grateful. 🙏❤️
Because apparently owning a small business means you don't get to have a boring week.
You get plot twists.
Lots and lots of plot twists. 😂
So here we are…
NEW WEEK.
Neelo is still trying to figure out what day it is.
She is probably somewhere looking for sleep.
She may or may not know her own name by the end of the day.
So if you see her tonight…
APPROACH AT YOUR OWN RISK. 😂😂😂
There is no telling which version you're getting:
😇 Nice Neelo
😵💫Sleep-Deprived Neelo
🤪 Slightly Unhinged Neelo
💀 “I Haven’t Slept Since 2019” Neelo
Choose wisely. 😂
🎱 SEE YOU TONIGHT FOR 9-ON-9!
🕕 Open Practice & Registration: 6PM
🎱 Tournament Starts: 7PM
And for those playing tonight…
🔥 COME EARLY AND PRACTICE!
From 4–6PM, TABLE TIME IS ONLY $5!
Come warm up, get your game face on, and let’s make tonight a good one!
Because if Neelo is going to survive another week…
SHE MIGHT AS WELL WATCH YOU GUYS SHOOT SOME POOL!
LET’S GET IN THE GAME & KEEP AUDRE ON HER TOES! 🔥🎱
❤️ THANK YOU, AS ALWAYS, FOR SUPPORTING OUR CRAZY LITTLE FAMILY BUSINESS. ❤️
😂
