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09/29/2026

Bob's had it with small talk. Somebody asked him "how's it goin'" today, and he's convinced they didn't actually want the answer β€” because nobody ever does. It's not a question, it's a greeting wearing a question's clothes, and we've all just quietly agreed to play along for our entire lives.
This one's Bob at full lunchtime rant energy, questioning why honesty breaks people's faces, comparing himself favorably to fish (at least they're honest about wanting to escape a conversation), and generally losing his patience with a social contract nobody remembers signing.
It's dumb. It's a little too real. And if you've ever answered "good, you?" while thinking about literally anything else, this one's for you.
Bassflinger Outdoors β€” where the water meets the woods, and apparently also unsolicited social commentary from a truck at lunch.

Two browns on the live stream today. 🎣 Two. I'd like to say it was skill, but the fish will tell you it was a mutual agr...
09/28/2026

Two browns on the live stream today. 🎣 Two. I'd like to say it was skill, but the fish will tell you it was a mutual agreement.
Both got a good look at the camera, a quick photo shoot, and a ride back to the water. Camera Man Larry handled every shot without a single complaint, which is more than I can say for the fish.
Big thanks to everybody who pulled up and hung out in the chat. Stay tuned, because there's more where that came from.
Still kickin', still fishin'. Bassflinger out.

09/28/2026

Folks, the store's been updated. New products. Real ones. Physical items you can put on your body and wear in public like a person with taste. 🎣
Now, I'd love to drop the link right here, but Facebook's got a problem with links and has decided to punish me for it. So we're doing this the old-fashioned way, like men navigating by the stars.
Go to the page. Tap the About section. The store link is sitting right there, waiting on you like a patient trout.
Buy something. Wear it somewhere dumb. Send me pictures.
Still kickin', still fishin'. Bassflinger out.

All right, we just had our second live event. How do y'all think it went? Any tips, criticisms, anything at all that you...
09/28/2026

All right, we just had our second live event. How do y'all think it went? Any tips, criticisms, anything at all that you think could help me make this better. But again thanks for watching. Might try again next weekend, we'll just have to see. It almost feels like a nature scenery kind of thing, interrupted by. The conversation where I throw out absurd questions...
Anyways let me know what you think. Still kicking still fishing.

09/27/2026

YouTube live right now

09/27/2026

In typical Bassflinger fashion going to be a little late today, things ran longer than expected. Be out on the river soon, keep an eye out

09/27/2026

Don't forget, folks β€” we're going LIVE fishing TODAY on YouTube live at 3PM Central! 🎣 New stretch of river, new gear in the mix, and Camera Man Larry's making his debut. Come hang out, ask questions, and see what we pull outta the water.
While you're at it β€” swing by the channel, hit subscribe, and tap that little bell so you get notified every time we go live. Drop a 🎣 if you'll be there today!
Link in the comments

09/27/2026

Who's ready to go fishing LIVE with Bassflinger tomorrow? 🎣 We're going live at 3PM Central β€” grab your seat in the chat, bring your questions, and let's see what the water gives up. Drop a like below if you're pulling up!

It's College Gameday, folks β€” and in my house that means WAR. I bleed Nebraska Cornhusker red. My wife's a die-hard Mich...
09/26/2026

It's College Gameday, folks β€” and in my house that means WAR. I bleed Nebraska Cornhusker red. My wife's a die-hard Michigan Wolverine. Her dad's an Ohio State Buckeye through and through. Three different fanbases, one dinner table, and nobody's backing down.
Who are YOU rooting for today? Drop your team in the comments β€” let's see whose side the internet's on. 🏈

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