If fishing, and comedy are your thing. Then, Big B***y Bait Co. is your new favorite fishing brand.
From absurd lures to cartoons about talking fish, we keep it stupid… on purpose.
Our “Marketing Fish” (🐟) wants you to know, we’re doing a Black Friday sale. So eh, send this banger to someone and let em know what bait you want stuffed in your stocking. 🤣
11/16/2025
Uh oh, someone opened a “Can of Worms” and now it’s GIVEAWAY TIME! Enter for your chance to some 26” and 13.5” worms, and maybe save humanity!!!
Why are we doing this? Well, it’s complicated but here’s the short idea. Our can is resealable, and collectible which means you can close the can of worms you opened! In the history of canned worms this has never been done! But it goes deeper… much much deeper 😟
See the release from Prof. McDonkingston below. 👇
“Thanks to our relentless commitment to unnecessary innovation, we produced a handful of these. In theory returning canned worms to multi-modal existence may do two things A) allow for the closing of a “can of worms” which have been opened, preventing the spread of unfortunate events that commonly follow a “can of worms” being opened, and B) the closing of the can may correct a temporal shift we observed in 2012. We have data suggesting the shifting timeline remains uncorrected as fortunate outcomes have leaned from 69% down to 67%… even the percentages don’t make sense but that’s what the math says. Our aim is to correct the timeline… someone needs to open this can of worms… and subsequently close it… and maybe open it again… to save humanity” - Prof. L. McDonkingston
So enter the giveaway.
Win the giveaway.
Open the can.
Catch fish.
Close the can.
Save humanity. (Maybe)
*Like this post, comment/tag a friend you’d open a can of worms with, and follow yer bois
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*Disclaimer: Must be 18+ older to win the stuff, US resident, and no guarantee you’ll save humanity…
Ever feel weird asking other anglers how they like to work their worm? We’ll take one off the “sus questions” board for ya with our visual guide to the Neko Rig… it’s uh, it’s one of the many ways we like to work our worms!
Swung by to offload er…DROP OFF, some sweet B3Co swag that really only says “Big Fish”, swearsies… If you want to get in on these prizes and you’re in south Texas, head over to the FTM Classic at Canyon Lake tomorrow. Will said he’ll be open to registrations until the buttcrack of dawn, totally his words.
09/18/2025
Everyone wish Xkütur luck! 😭
Honestly, since arriving on Earth our resident alien Xkütur hasn’t left Texas, he’s addicted to Big Red, Barbacoa, and BBQ, can’t blame him… But he really needs to get out of the ship all of his spore glands are clogged and we haven’t had any for weeks, told him the only thing that’ll fix it is legit NY pizza, that’s what all humans do to unclog their spore glands. So we decided to send him to the big apple along with these disgusting props we made for our pals next short film!!! So yeah, good luck Xkütur it’ll be kinda like summer camp. And you guys go follow our friend to see what they’ll be up to 🫣
Tried to address the current worm situation. Got side tracked… now we’re doing a GIVEAWAY!! 🤷♂️
Here’s a chance to get your hands on our worm(s) before anyone else!!!!
(We’re probably gonna do a made to order “fall worm pre-order extravaganza” because we make our own stuff with pride and it takes a little bit of time, and we like to be self reliant and vertically integrated and stuff, probably more so since all the great “representation of the people” we have leaned so heavily into neoliberal economics after the Cold War era that the free market got so free it done wandered off with all of our industrial capacity and factories.)
Any whom, to get in just comment how you’d rig these long bois, make sure you follow us, and Tag a friend who’s really into big worms…
or one who’s probably never heard anyone say “wow, that’s a pretty big worm you’ve got there.” or maybe an entomologist who plays with worms.
Also be in the 🇺🇸, it’s not that we aren’t cultured or anything. It’s just that… (and this ties into the previous gripe) shipping stuff over salty fish p*e water from this side is expensive.
08/12/2025
From patenting the holy grail of fish baits, making a game we’ll probably never finish, building the first fish stacking calculator, and being the first bait company (that we know of) to be nominated at a film festival, the last couple of years have been pretty sick.
We really do be looking forward to building this thing up, and spreading these cheeks all over the world. Unfortunately the cheeks that we’re spreading don’t pay like , so we gotta keep our day jobs… for now.
But we’re working a few angles, and stuff. Who knows, maybe will call us, or we’ll get that call from Japan we’ve been waiting on, and then we can do the things… you know the ones, the big ones.
Anywhom, thanks for uh, liking our stuff, sharing our stuff, and enjoying our stuff.
Pro Tip: If you keep sharing and/or buying our stuff, we can make more stupid stuff! 🤷♂️
07/23/2025
Yep, we did it. Big things!!
No, for the second year in a row we didn’t go to like all the “normal”, “palatable”, “responsible”, bait companies with money and stuff.
Nah. We’re going somewhere way more cooler-er (and cheaper): A film festival.
Because guess what?
We’re the only bait company (that we know of) with:
- A Patented “Big B***y Bait”
- A cartoon
- Bait Lore
- Emotional arcs
- Talking animals with unresolved trauma
- Did we mention the patented “Big B***y Bait”?
- Sasquatch Costumes
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- and probably some more stuff.
ICAST is cool or whatever. But we wanted to go somewhere that gets us.
Like, spiritually, artistically… and fiscally.
So yeah—we’ll be over here getting judged (harshly) by professional filmmakers, not tackle reps. Literally going as far as possible to be
But for realzies, we’re pretty excited. It’s an absolute honor to be selected by to be a part of this year’s festival! There’s a lot of cool stuff that just doesn’t fit in this caption or come off the same way… maybe we’ll do a podcast soon. Or maybe, we’ve already been invited to one! Or maybe, we haven’t! Or maybe? Maybe we will after the film fest?!? 🤯
05/26/2025
We may specialize in thicc baits, but we fish ’em all. Every now and then, we cook up something with a little extra heart, because the fish asked for it… or because our pal said “Anyone ever fish with a *blank*?” and we say “if it gives us an excuse to make little coolers, sure, why tf not.” and then we went step farther and made a hot sauce to match.
How’s the action? Well, we’re all about utility round here. Has options, use the tail screw, or you can swap it with the included treble hook. Swims like a snake on a slow retrieve (with tail), turns into a subsurface cavitation monster when you burn it, or pops like a proper popper when you’re popping tops proper.
Soooo, these ultra small batch special edition poppers won’t exactly hit the site directly, but they will show up—somewhere, somehow, probably a little raffle, or an auction, a gaw, or maybe a little cookout in the ATX at a specific time and date in the coming week or two 👀… who knows?!? (We know, and we’ll post more info on how to get your hands on these bad bois soon. So stay tuna’d).
Oh yeah, and hot sauce dropping soon.
Shout out to for sending us some “wimpy worms” for the tails on these. Also huge shout to our bro dawg Kevin from for the paint.