Lady Yoga

My begins here this Friday the 24th at 9:15 PM. Be there, share some laughs and maybe take me home with you😭

ticket link in bio above.

Come on down- may be my last show in LA till I get out from underneath my hemorrhoid of a squatter. Click for tickets in my bio or DME and I’ll buy you tickets to the show. Would love to see you there. Let’s laugh a lot.

Last update on this because I can’t anymore wins.

I am exhausted

thank you for everybody who’s reached out to me -you have no idea how much I needed that thank you

I don’t wanna talk anymore, talk about it or this on socials,
I hate being around me right now.
I don’t look the way I used to.
I’m not taking care of myself.
i’m not running. I’m not smiling. I’m not sleeping. Not eating healthy. Not living.
I literally don’t know who I am anymore.

I’ve left LA before- but for adventures- you’ve been my home- base. One of the loves of my life.
I didn’t leave you for an adventure. I left you because of a tragedy

The squatter has destroyed me.
I thought I was stronger than this -but what do we know of strength until defeat?

LA- it’s woven into my dna.

My squatter knew I left because it was an emergency. She took my vulnerability and used it to support her lifestyle of squatting as her job. It’s her livelihood.

Flash Shelton

This is the biggest mistake and only regret of my life -
renting out a place after the fires so that I could survive.
I’m sorry the fires happen.
I’m sorry I feared losing my job.
I’m sorry I trusted.
I’m sorry to find someone to cover my rent while I was just trying to live.
I’m sorry for my friends for listening to this too freeking long.
I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry.

I have all the fight, but no more money.

It’s all gone, but just like the car accident 8/23-I almost died. Shorty was paralyzed

He did not have insurance- illegal in LA but no one cares- no ticket or detention- he went home and had dinner with his family and never paid a dime -I had 26k of debt from medical, car, loss of income-
he made me destitute and got off- 8 witnesses- 2 other cars damaged- no license revoked. Nothing. We paid.
At least I had help from a gofundme Reanna Leigh Livingston

people love to take and will keep on taking…
I teach this in Yoga -non attachment, but it’s really hard when it’s stolen from you.

my mom likes to say no good deed…. You know the rest

My mom is always right. Mary Coughlin Searle always right�

Well, this might be my last show in LA for a while….
but cross fingers it isn’t and my horrid leaves my place.

Either way -it’s time you come on
over and laugh it out with me!!

April 24 Icehouse in Pasadena. 9:15 PM

Tx address and more- link in my bio!

Yea… you don’t need to tell me. I got it. Just show me my next apartment. you suck.
But I’m happy to say I have a new apartment !!!!
and she’s a lol.
I try to make this funny and it is because it’s bizarre. But it has gone long enough.
The yoga and massage is my ❤️
The comedy keeps the ❤️beating.
For those following- we’re at the end of the road. We fight to stay here or move on this is the week.
Wish us luck!!!

Until I can get my out my apartment- the car- less costly/she cute, new and I can sleep in her if need be!

my lifeline at the moment and maybe longer because-friends like this just don’t come along. - they are born this way and placed there because they have a gift-to pick you up when you got nothing left in the tank.
They say ride or die. Girl- no matter the car- thank you and right back at you ❤️❤️❤️

living and making yoga teacher training, yoga workshops, massage and comedy shows happening. Can’t make this s**t up! Keep living the dream…. Your home is where your friends and dogs are at

Come on down and work the hurt out. Learn to help your clients feel better and have a few laughs getting it done!

Happy sizzling 🥵 🥵🥵Spring

cooler temps and a smoother life

suck.

comedy tour coming to a curbside near you🙄

Make good choices guys….’cause I clearly can’t!

suck.

Unhoused comedy tour coming to a curb near you!