The Shoppe

New arrival alert. 👀
The Henry Axe .410 just hit the floor. Watch this. 🔥

New lock. Same problem: now you want one.

The Heretic Koschei introduces Heretic’s first-ever crossbar lock, and yeah… it looks exactly as serious as it sounds.

Now hitting the radar in Sarasota. 👀

Heretic Knives

You never know what’s going to walk through our doors… and today, it was a rare piece of history. 👀
This is the kind of find that makes the whole room stop for a second.
Sarasota collectors—would you know what you were looking at?

🚨 NO MORE FORM 4 for qualifying Silencer Shop suppressors?

For covered purchases through Silencer Shop or a participating Powered By Silencer Shop dealer, the process can now look a lot more like a regular fi***rm transfer: ID + 4473 + required background check + successful transfer = take it home.

That means no Form 4 approval wait, no fingerprint/photo packet, and no $200 suppressor tax for qualifying transfers.

⚠️ Important: this does not automatically apply to every suppressor or every dealer. The court protection is limited, so make sure your purchase actually qualifies.

📍 Stop by Gun Shoppe of Sarasota and ask us about qualifying Silencer Shop suppressors.

#941

Facebook said, “Keep it subtle.”

So naturally, we filmed a gold railroad spike and let a white plastic cutout play the mysterious supporting role. 😂

Nothing to see here, Sarasota. Just premium railroad equipment and an award-winning stunt double.

📍 The Gun Shoppe of Sarasota

🚨 BRYANT & JOE’S GUN WASH 🚨

Probably the only “spa day” where the guests arrive dirty and leave ready for the range. 🫧🔫
We scrub. We shine. We absolutely do not judge how filthy that thing got after your last range trip.

And yes, Joe insisted on the bikini concept. HR has been notified.

Bring in your fi***rm for a proper cleaning service — minus the bubbles, bikinis, and emotional damage.
Disclaimer: This is not a real event or promotion. It’s just a dumb joke. But yes — we really do offer fi***rm cleaning services at The Gun Shoppe of Sarasota.

Gulf Gate Village

Our marketing meeting started normally.

Then somebody said, “What about a Bikini Boomstick Wash?” 👙💦

The room went silent.
Then everyone nodded.

Stay tuned for details, Sarasota. We’ve clearly lost adult supervision. 😂

Social media sees our real videos and immediately reaches for the delete button. Then our AI says the same thing, and suddenly it’s welcome on the For You Page. 🤖😂

Real person: “Absolutely not.”
Digital person: “Love this! Keep creating!”

Apparently, robots get the friends-and-family discount from the algorithm. 😅
What’s your theory?

📍The Gun Shoppe of Sarasota