04/01/2026
🚨 UPDATE 🚨
We’ve identified the culprits behind the fake trail sign…
🐍🐍🐍
After a full investigation, the rattlesnakes admitted it was an April Fools joke.
Mountain bikes are NOT banned.
Carry on… just maybe watch where you step.
04/01/2026
🚨 TRAIL UPDATE 🚨
Effective immediately…
Mountain bikes are now banned at South Mountain until further notice.
Please plan accordingly.
03/26/2026
Throwback but still hitting 💥
in the OG National tee. Always good seeing him thee days out on our local trails 🌵🔥✌️
03/25/2026
Because hydration comes in many forms… and this one pairs best with dirt.
Snag the goods, rep the crew, and remember - if you didn’t crack a beer after the ride… did it even happen?
drinkingbeer merch available online • Link in bio 🍻
03/19/2026
🌵 Thursday Local Highlight 🌲
Arizona pride, stitched in.
We’re featuring the iconic UPF50+ hoodies by .reactive —built for early starts, sunny days, and everything in between.
Rep the trail. Support the mission. Grab yours and give back 👉 https://aztrail.org/
03/10/2026
You called in “sick”
and ended up at Hawes.
TrailPrint approved. 🚵♂️👕
12/22/2025
and .a.s.utah microfiber trail maps available for purchase in limited quantities!
✅ Foldable and lightweight
✅ Quick drying and waterproof
✅ Perfect for cleaning your phone, camera, glasses, and goggles
✅ Machine washable
✅ Excellent gifts for mountain bikers, trail runners, hikers, and all trail enthusiasts.
Available online 🔗 in bio.
12/18/2025
Hidden message. Zero accountability.
☕️ F*ck it. Send it.
**kitsendit