06/08/2026
One last time, before we go.
New Pride 🏳️🌈 + Commemorative Merch Drop 🐓
Before we close doors, one more chance to put in a merch order!
New in store: cute Pride month gay chickens, and a very special drop to remember the gym by.
Merging the OG graffiti design with the new chicken era, find a cool ✨limited✨ drop that will go away once we do.
Go to the store now to browse, and if there is something you want but don’t see (graffiti design on a tote bag? Gay chicken on socks?) drop your requests in the comments!
Link for the store on our bio and stories!
05/26/2026
An important announcement from CrossFit Somerville’s owner, JT.
We love this community more than we can express. Thank you to all that haven’t been a part of this ride.
Forever a coop 🐓❤️
05/24/2026
🇺🇸MURPH!!!🦅
Everyone is excitedly dreading this special day!
This year, please join us for a *very* special Murph.
As always, we will be completing the benchmark workout on Memorial Day Monday.
This year in addition of the workout, please join us after for a social hang and a CFSV community meeting, as we have some very important announcements and updates to share about the gym, the community and life at large with all of you.
This gym is, as all of you know, not a gym. It’s a community center, a family group text, it’s a best friend central and and such, we want to keep everyone involved in what’s happening with us and by extension, with you.
Deets:
- Warmup will be provided, not guided
- Workout will commence at 9am *sharp*
- Hang will commence at ~10ish? or as soon as the last person finishes their workout.
- Community meeting wil commence at 10:30
- Hang will extend until you want to.
Please bring:
- Workout gear. Grips. Water. Towel to dry your sweat. (Or tears) Probably an extra shirt.
- Snacks to share
- Drinks to drink and/or share
- A happy and joyous spirit
Please join us for the workout and the hang and the meeting. Or the hang and the meeting. Or just the meeting.
If you cannot make it, an email and message here will be sent to make sure all of our community is on the up and up.
to see all of you tomorrow!!!
🦅
04/06/2026
After a 2x1 month, we’re back!
🗓️Meet April Member of the Month 🌸 Maggie Calzaretta! 🌸
With an unwavering smile and an engine that goes on for days and days, Maggie always brings a joyous tenacity into class that inspires everyone to push a bit harder each time!
Maggie is running the Boston Marathon, and to support her fundraising efforts we will be hosting a workout at 9am this coming Saturday, followed by bagels 🥯 and laughs! Venmo or cash donation at the door of your feel like contributing to Maggie’s race!
Swipe ⬅️ to get to know Maggie a little bit more!
02/19/2026
🚨ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
🚨🐓🚨🐓🚨
Hello friends!
Please read our take on this year’s CrossFit Open and how it will look like this year for us at CrossFit Somerville!
02/18/2026
Our stance on this year’s CrossFit Open and how it will look like this year for us at CrossFit Somerville.
❤️🐓❤️
02/04/2026
February is the month to celebrate love, and what best way to do it, than to celebrate the love between gym besties! 💪🫶
We present you the first ever duo Athletes of the Month💕The inseparable, incomparable: Angela Simon & Caroline Krawczyk💕
Few things are better than your gym bestie: With them every workout is so much more fun, you push a little bit harder, you somehow make it in even at the end of a cold winter day… and we know it because Angela and Caroline are the real life version on the bestie emoji 👯♀️
You’ll be hard pressed to find them at the gym without the other, but on the rare occasion you do, you can almost see a tear running down their faces 🥺
Angela and Caroline are so committed and disciplined on their own, but when you combine their power, they truly are a force. From bringing new fun activities to the gym, to founding a Sunday rowing club, CFSV is the luckiest for having the cutest and fiercest gym bestie pair! 👧🏻👧🏼
Swipe ➡️ to get to know them more!
01/06/2026
Meet our first 2026 Athlete of the Month: ✨Ammar Asfour ✨
Ammar is founder, president and most committed member of the 5:36am class. Not that it exists, but… Ammar somehow always makes it happen. ⏰
You know how all communities have a member that’s a little grumpy, a little hard to crack, a little quirky… but once you get to know them their the most loving, supporting and possibly the funniest person you’ve known? For us, that’s Ammar. 🤹🏽
Funny, loving, warm, strangely weird and perfectly odd in his very unique way, this community would not trade this grumpy old man for anyone else! 🥰
We’re so lucky to have him and his impossibly tight, tight hips. 🤓
Please swipe to learn more about Ammar! 👉
12/22/2025
Reminder of our upcoming modified holiday schedule!
Join us on Wednesday for our take on 12 das of FITMAS and 12/31 & 1/1 for a special fun goodbye 2025 and welcome 2026 workouts!