The "Honey Badger" Trail Ride

ears, become a broad network of friends from all over Houston and surrounding areas. It's a band of non-sh*tgivers who ride our dirty, bratty, misbehaving, overweight, bleached out, non-groomed, half-shod, horses and we DGAS what anyone thinks or says. Should you NGAS and want to be included in such debauchery, send us a note or drop us a line, we will do our very best not to GAS about whatever it is that you have to say. The trail ride is open to any and all participants, it is not a contest, no one GAS what breed of horse you have or what his papers look like. We don't even GAS if you want to be there or not. Bring us a larvae sammich, cobra margarita, or a canned good and your admission is paid in full. :) Cause Honey Badger DON'T CARE, it just takes WHAT IT WANTS! List of top 5 things you really DGAS about
3. A canned good for the Montgomery County Food Bank
4. A bad pony to ride

and....make sure to review:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg