Artillery Fitness

10/24/2026

10/23/2026

Picking up your kids. Hauling groceries inside. Moving that piece of furniture you’ve been waiting for someone to help with.

Getting stronger makes those things easier. And it feels pretty darn good when something that used to feel heavy suddenly doesn’t.

Building muscle & stronger bones are great reasons to lift. So is being able to do more on your own, safely.

Come lift with us at Artillery! Shoot us a DM to try a class. 💪

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📍 Tomball, TX | Hockley, TX | Pinehurst, TX | Magnolia, TX | Cypress, TX

10/22/2026

Yesterday, the Artillery crew showed up in pink! 💗

Our Think Pink day was a chance to show some extra love to everyone whose life has been touched by breast cancer… and especially two of our own, Cindy and Carla, who are both in remission. We’re so grateful to have you in our Artillery family and to celebrate you both!

To those currently going through treatment, those in remission, and those holding someone’s memory close… we’re thinking of you, too.

Thank you to everyone who wore pink and helped make the day special. We love this community. 💗

10/21/2026

Some things are worth ghosting… your workout isn’t one of them. 👻😂

See you in the gym!

Not a member yet? Come see what we’re all about! Send us a DM or give us a call to come in for a FREE trial class.

10/20/2026

MM26 Registration is LIVE! 💪⚡️

Register here: https://competitioncorner.net/events/22701

Maiden Mayhem 2026 | All-Women’s Partner Comp

MAIDEN MAYHEM 2026 REGISTRATION IS LIVE!⚡️

Ladies, grab your partner because we’re back for YEAR 7!

Artillery Fitness is excited to host our 7th annual Maiden Mayhem, an all-women’s partner competition designed for beginner and intermediate athletes!

Whether this is your first competition or you’re ready to get back out on the competition floor, MM26 is for YOU!

Here’s what you can expect:
🔥 Beginner & Intermediate Divisions
🔥 3 Workouts
🔥 A fun, supportive, and competitive atmosphere
🔥 An organized, on-time event that athletes and spectators love!

No advanced gymnastics or double-unders required. Just you, your partner, and a chance to put your hard work to the test!

Registration is officially OPEN, so grab your partner and secure your spot!

Tag your partner below & let’s make MM26 our best year yet!

📍 Artillery Fitness | Tomball, TX

🔗 Register through the link in the comments!

10/19/2026

Some workouts really do haunt you… 🏚️💪

10/16/2026

There’s a little more thought behind your workouts than just picking a few movements and putting them together.

Take box jumps and clean & jerks, for example.

Box jumps focus on explosive lower-body power, coordination, and control.

Clean & jerks build on that explosive power while adding a loaded, full-body movement that requires strength, timing, and technique.

When paired together, these movements challenge your ability to generate power, maintain good technique under fatigue, and build muscular endurance and cardiovascular conditioning.

It’s a balance of strength, power, and conditioning all in one workout.

And that’s what we love about functional fitness. Every movement has a purpose, and how we put them together matters just as much.

📍Artillery Fitness - Serving the Tomball, TX community & surrounding areas.

10/15/2026

Happy birthday to Artillery athlete, Cindy Schechter Uhlig! We hope you have a 💣 day celebrating you. 🥳

10/14/2026

Happy birthday to Artillery athlete, Katherine M! We hope you have a 💣 day celebrating you. 🥳

10/13/2026

Happy birthday to Artillery athlete, Ryan C! We hope you have a 💣 day celebrating you. 🎉