S**t happens, and somebody has to be there to pick it up. We here at Quarantine Maintenance set out to do one thing, and that's to keep you safe. No?
Aiming to prevent further widespread infection, we investigate any and all possible threats of an outbreak to determine if there is or is not a threat (and not just your local homeless man shuffling and shambling down the street while muttering biblical quotes). If there is a threat, we quarantine it, minimize it, and then ultimately neutralize it. Think our job is fake? Seen any zombies around? You're welcome. Remember, if you see something, say something.
09/04/2020
https://youtu.be/1rZ9cqSJgRM We're back, baby. Quarantine Maintenance is ONLINE and RUNNING. More to come, stay tuned, zed heads.
Stevie Wonder / Cypress Hill / Run-DMC / The Beastie Boys - My Superstitious Brain (mashup) By Bass211
I just thought the fans should know, as some of you don't, but the Sentinel is gone. It got fried in an accidental fire (it's complicated, pictures in previous post), and without notifying me, the property owner had it towed away for scrap (it's also complicated) and it's now gone. All it needed was 150$ on a weekend special at the local Pick Your Part, but I never got the chance. Quarantine Maintenance started out as an idea. A clean up crew for zombie infections. We're not your generic "zombie killers", we're zombie hunters; we're not just a "zombie outbreak response vehicle", we're god damned Quarantine Maintenance. We set up quarantines, go block by block, building by building, room by room, closet by closet, and elimate that threat until the quarantine is maintained. We're like Edison Electric or the water company, we're like garbage collectors, we're like the perfect roadie. You don't know when we're there, but you sure as s**t know when we're gone. Quarantine Maintenance started out as idea, and even though the Sentinel is gone, the idea continues to thrive. It'll take a good long while, but they'll be a Sentinel MK2. I had this one for six years, and that's how long it took me to put it all together, but hopefully this time it will sooner, and if you should feel the need for donations, you know who to call. Quarantine Maintenance will not go quietly. - Street Sweeper
09/18/2013
The Death of the Sentinel
03/16/2013
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Again, sorry for the quality. It's a VERY old video. You get an idea of all the lights on, however seeing as this is old, I've actually added MORE lights, but changed the bulbs to LEDs. They suck. So I will change back to halogen, throw in some relays and make them all 100W instead of 55W.
This was with two ooga horns, before I got my big air horn, taken QUITE a long time ago. Sorry for the poor video, it was taken on a VERY old phone and facebook blew it up. Still, you get the idea.
James Donahue, of the Cheesecake Factory in Brea, has been a long time friend and Quarantine Maintenance would like to take the time to let you all know, he has, in fact, ridden and driven The Sentinel. He's not making it up. We'd tag you, but facebook blocks the ability for privacy concerns.
Sunday, we open up the Sentinel's engine and see what the hell is wrong with it. The engine's blown, it's not like we can f**k it up anymore than it already is. WHAT TIME IS IT!? (this is a test)
06/08/2012
06/08/2012
06/04/2012
Street Sweeping Since 1987
06/03/2012
Are you prepared?