The Water Blob

The good news: The lakes are full. 💦

The bad news: We're still waiting for the sun.

Hang in there. Lake season is coming. ☀️😎

BREAKING NEWS:

Atlas, Chief Happiness Officer, has completed his inspection of today's Water Blob® production.

His findings:

"Pet me."

Inspection passed. 🐾💦

As camps across the country kick off another summer season, we just wanted to take a moment to wish every camper, counselor, director, and staff member an amazing start to the summer.

Here's to new friendships, unforgettable memories, sunny days on the water, and the adventures that campers will be talking about for years to come. ☀️💦

Have a safe, fun, and incredible summer from all of us at Water Blob®!

It's Wednesday.

You're halfway through the work week.

The Water Blob® solution?

Skip the meetings.
Skip the emails.
Skip directly to being launched 20 feet across a lake.

Happy Hump Day. 💦☀️

POV: I'm a Water Blob® and today is the first day of camp.

I've been waiting all year for this.

The buses are rolling in, counselors are pretending they have everything under control, and somewhere a kid is already asking when they get to jump on me.

By the end of the day, I'll have launched future cannonball champions, created a few lifelong memories, and probably heard "WATCH THIS!" more times than should be legally possible.

Summer has officially begun. ☀️💦

You ever sit at the lake and realize your entire purpose in life is to violently launch humans into the air?

Because I have.

Kids line up. Teenagers try backflips they absolutely should not attempt. Adults suddenly decide they’re “still athletic.” Then somebody lands sideways and the whole dock starts laughing.

Meanwhile I’m just out here doing my job. Loyal. Inflated. Slightly sunburned.

The Water Blob®
Creating core memories and minor regrets since day one.

#𝑴𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒊𝒏𝑼𝑺𝑨

After spending all winter folded up in storage, today I finally got unrolled back into the sunshine.

The birds are chirping. The lake’s waking up. Somebody already asked, “Think it still launches good?”

Brother, I’ve been waiting months for this.

A few hours in the sun, some fresh air, and soon I’ll be sending teenagers, dads, and at least one overly confident uncle into low earth orbit all summer long.

Nature is healing.

#𝑴𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒊𝒏𝑼𝑺𝑨

POV: I’m just floating peacefully at the lake minding my own business… then 6 grown adults start sprinting toward me like medieval siege weapons.

One second later, somebody’s airborne, a child is screaming with joy, and a dad just pulled a hamstring trying to “get more bounce.”

I didn’t choose this life. I was engineered for it.

The Water Blob®
🌊 Built for chaos
💪 Built to last
☀️ Built for the best lake days possible

#𝑴𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒊𝒏𝑼𝑺𝑨

In case you were wondering what the difference was between our WaterBlobs® and the knock offs from overseas, here is a sample. The one on the left is the smallest WaterBlob® we MANUFACTURE. The other is what you get when you order from unknown sources. They may use our WaterBlob® pictures to sell their product, but it is not the same products. Please check before you purchase. It will save you money and disappointment when you do not receive what you think you ordered..