04/30/2026
🌸⛳️ Mom deserves more than brunch… she deserves birdies! This Mother’s Day, give her something she’ll actually love 💥
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Because nothing says “I love you Mom” like lower scores 😎⛳️ DM to lock one in!
04/15/2026
END OF SEASON RESULTS… AND SOMEONE CHECK ON THE VIKINGS FANS 😂
Sean & David take the title by 3 strokes and officially close the book on the final Winter League season at 18 Shots - Vancouver.
Now let’s talk about the other side…
• Driver off the deck like it’s a Sunday scramble at 7:30am
• A purple putter that screamed “this is our year”
• And the kind of confidence only a Minnesota Vikings fan can understand
Because if that putter taught us anything… it’s that hope is alive and well—even when the results say otherwise 😅
Meanwhile, Sean & David kept it simple:
fairways, greens, and zero purple equipment.
Final standings:
🥇 Sean & David – Business handled
🥈 The “We’ve Got a System” Crew – System under review
All jokes aside—unreal season, great competition, and exactly the kind of chaos we’ll miss.
🍻 50% OFF drinks still rolling—come celebrate the champs and console the dreamers.
04/15/2026
The Match to wrap up the Winter League at 18 Shots in Vancouver is underway! Who’s the winning team?
04/14/2026
🔥 WINTER LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP- TODAY🔥
It all comes down to this.
Sean & David vs. Jose & Hay
18 Holes. One Champion. No excuses.
The final battle of the 18 Shots Winter League is set — and this isn’t just another match… Winner gets a Foursome of Golf at thanks to .
This is the LAST league showdown at 18 Shots Vancouver before a new era takes over.
Expect pressure.
Expect chirping.
Expect big putts and even bigger moments.
👀 Come watch it LIVE
🍺 50% OFF Beers, Seltzers & Liquid Death
⏰ Today at 5 pm – Don’t miss it
Grab a drink, bring your crew, and be part of the final chapter. Who takes it?
03/30/2026
Week 10 at CordeValle for League Play at — where talk dies and scorecards don’t lie. Let’s see how it unfolds for the Foursome of Golf at !
03/09/2026
Winter League Standings After Week Six
Well well well… look who’s sitting at the top.
Sean & David apparently decided scoring in the low 30s every week is just their personality now. 191 total and acting like the rest of the league is just a warm-up session.
Right behind them, Jose & Hay at 194 are still pretending they’re “right there”… but three shots in this league might as well be three zip codes if the leaders keep rolling like this.
Oliver & Kevin hanging around at 204 hoping the top two accidentally show up blind folded next week.
Everyone else? Let’s just say the leaderboard starts to look like a participation trophy ceremony after that.
Week Seven heads to Summerland Golf & Country Club, where dreams will be crushed, excuses will be made, and at least six teams will claim the simulator was “experiencing a firmware issue and needs the software to be updated.”
Bring the heat boys and girls… or at least bring something better than Week Six.
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If you want, I can also write a shorter savage version that tends to perform better on Instagram engagement.
03/02/2026
☠️ WEEK FIVE STANDINGS
GENEVA NATIONAL (PALMER) ☠️
Jose & Hay at 159 — at this point we’re checking their bags for performance-enhancing launch monitors 🔍
Sean & David at 160 — one shot back and already rehearsing the “we would’ve won if…” speech 🎤
Oliver & Kevin at 171 — quietly climbing while everyone else is busy triple-bogeying par-5s.
Now let’s talk about the rest of you…
If you’re under 180 👉 contenders
180–199 👉 emotionally fragile
200+ 👉 just here for the simulator heat and adult beverages 🍻
Some teams showed up to compete.
Some showed up to vibe.
And a few showed up like they thought this was Wii Golf.
Reminder: blaming the putting settings, elevation, lie penalties, or “that shot would’ve carried in real life” does NOT lower your score 😂
Week 6 predictions:
💣 Someone shoots lights-out
🧨 Someone rage-quits a hole
At the end of the day, it’s not about winning…
…it’s about making sure your buddies finish below you so you can screenshot the standings and send it every morning until next week 😎
Who’s making a run… and who’s already mentally preparing their “I didn’t even try” excuse?
02/26/2026
Escape the sand with confidence ⛳️🏖️
Struggling in bunkers? Let’s simplify it and turn that hazard into a scoring opportunity 👇
✅ Build a wide, stable base — dig your feet in and feel grounded. Stability allows speed.
✅ Set the handle low — this exposes the bounce so the club glides instead of digging. Let the club do the work 🪄
✅ Establish your hand & wrist angles early — keep the clubface square-to-slightly open in the backswing for consistent loft and spin.
✅ Strike the sand under the ball — don’t obsess over “hitting behind it.” Enter the sand with commitment and let the splash carry the ball out 🌊
✅ Match your body rotation and speed to the club’s momentum — accelerate through, don’t quit on it. Keep turning and go with it 💥
Good bunker players aren’t trying to help the ball… they’re moving sand with authority 😎
Practice this sequence and you’ll turn “uh-oh” into “tap-in” real quick.