Pacers DC AM Fun Runners

Pacers DC AM Fun Runners updated their information in their About section.

Pacers DC AM Fun Runners updated their information in their About section.

Pacers DC AM Fun Runners updated their website address.

Pacers DC AM Fun Runners updated their website address.

Parkway Classic

Need to get out and run with real people? Consider the PNC Parkway Classic this November! 5K runners participate November 7th, 10 milers on the 8th. Hope to see you there! https://www.parkwayclassic.com

Parkway Classic A 10 Mile road race and 5K along the George Washington Memorial Parkway with beautiful spring blooms and a charming finish in Old Town Alexandria.

DCHalf

Looking for a virtual run with swag? Run Pacers!

DCHalf Virtual Registration Now Open1/2 MARATHON Washington, DC DC’s Newest Race.DC’s Newest Half Marathon and Relay has been cancelled for 2020 due to the ongoing public health concerns of COVID-19.The DC Half will be a virtual event for 2020. Register for DC Half Virtual Run   Slide 1Slide 1 (curren...

This is the worst movie I have ever been in.

BOCO Gear DC FLAG Face Mask

Looking for a face mask? Get your DC Flag mask at Pacers!

BOCO Gear DC FLAG Face Mask BOCO Gear Face Masks consist of a 2-layer fabric design with an internal pocket slit which could hold a filter. The outer layer consists of our woven polyester fabric while the inner layer is a durable knit performance fabric. The internal fabric includes a slit that exposes a pocket where you can i...

People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need tacos.

It's unsticking your thighs from a plastic chair season.

Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fungi.

Timeline photos

I used to think I was indecisive.
Now I'm not so sure.

Relationships are a lot like algebra... Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Why was the cook arrested?
He was beating an egg.

Not all math puns are terrible.
Just sum.

In Store Appointments | Pacers Running

Time for some new shoes!

In Store Appointments | Pacers Running Summer marathon training is underway. Join us for one of the largest and most fun run groups in town (we have snacks!)

Boss: You're late. Me: Traffic. Boss: You're teleworking. Me: Tripped over the cat in the hallway. Complete catastrophe...

It's called Karma and it's pronounced
HA-HA-HA-HA

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap.
Stay safe. Eat cake.

So far 2020 is like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by an airplane

Happy Birthday to our favorite rogue Fun Run leader, Matthew!

We are excited to announce that we will be open for in-person appointments starting Monday, June 15th at Pacers Alexandria, Clarendon, and Fairfax!

While we eagerly await the opening of all of our shops, we will continue to provide curbside pick-up, virtual fits, online orders, and phone orders at all of our locations for your convenience.

All the details on what to expect in-store and to schedule an appointment can be found here: https://www.runpacers.com/appointments/

The first 5 days after the weekend are the worst...

Research shows laughing for 2 minutes is as healthy as a 20 minute jog. Now I just sit in the park and laugh at all the joggers.

Some days I amaze myself.

Other days I look for my phone while I'm talking on it.

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?
A synonym roll.

Oh no... did you see a cheese factory exploded in France?!?
Da brie is everywhere.

Exercise?
I thought you said extra fries.

Apparently you can't use "Beefstew" as a password.
It's not Stroganoff.

Don't read the next sentence.

You little rebel.
I like you.

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

I dusted once.
It came back.
I'm not falling for that again.

Me: This show is boring.
Boss: Again, this is a Zoom conference.

Nothing ruins your Friday more than realizing it's only Tuesday

The trick is to not let people know how weird you really are until it's too late for them to back out

Maybe if we all sit extremely still Monday won't be able to see us.

Did you hear the joke about the germ? Never mind. I don't want to spread it around.

Slow runners make fast runners look good.
You're welcome.

Does taking off your sports bra count as resistance training?

Pacers Re-emergence Plans | Pacers Running

Whoop whoop!

Pacers Re-emergence Plans | Pacers Running “You know our story is kind of like The Very Hungry Caterpillar; when we are ready, we’ll emerge from this cocoon a butterfly.” Michael Prather, Pacers Alexandria You may be wondering what a story about a famished caterpillar has to do with a small business like Pacers Running. We’ve been as...