09/23/2026
Apparently, Shoshindo of Alaska is about to enter its billion-dollar era. 😂
I received an email today offering my small martial arts school a “soft loan” ranging from $5 million to $2 BILLION, with funding supposedly available within 5–7 business days after approval.
So naturally, I'm now considering what to do with my $2 billion:
🥋 New mats?
🥋 A building of our own?
🥋 A fully equipped training facility?
🥋 Or perhaps… finally buying enough equipment that I stop saying, “We'll make this work.” 😂
In all seriousness, small-business owners: apparently we're being noticed by the international financial elite now. I feel like I should at least get a commemorative certificate.
“Congratulations! Your martial arts school has been deemed worthy of TWO BILLION DOLLARS.”
I'll be over here teaching Saturday night for $55 a month. 😂🥋
And just a quick reminder: Be careful with unexpected business emails offering loans, investments, or other financial opportunities. Don't click suspicious links, send sensitive information, or provide banking/payment details until you've independently verified who you're dealing with. If an offer sounds too good to be true… it probably deserves a little extra scrutiny. 🧐