05/20/2026
Join us this Monday for Murph. Dedicated to the heroes who gave their lives in service to our country. Every rep is a reminder, every breath is gratitude. Honor the fallen, push your limits, stand together. All are welcome to join.
Doors open for Midnight Murph at 11:30pm Sunday night.
artemisstrong
05/01/2026
Cheers to our May Birthday crew! Wishing you sunshine (tomorrow,not today. That likely won’t happen 🌩️), PRs, and a WOD that doesn’t make you question your life choices. Eat some cake too! Happy Birthday 🎂🎉
04/27/2026
2026 Murph Shirt Order Form is out now! There will be a form for purchase at the gym or you can message us to get your name on the list. Orders due by Friday 5/1!
artemisstrong
04/09/2026
You’re officially invited to the 2026 Artemis AF Beer Mile Challenge. Get ready to chug and run!
Your mission should you choose to accept it - chug 4 beers🍺, complete 4 Runs 🏃🏃♀️🏃♂️🏃, and contemplate questionable life choices 🤷🏻♀️
The Prizes: We’ve got trophies for the fast, the not so fast, the best dressed AND the DD!
The Vibe: High energy, iron stomachs(we’ll see), and plenty of post-race hangin with our favorite people.
It’s going to be a legendary day of friends, foam, and fast-ish laps.
community artemisaf functionalfitness
04/07/2026
Y’all crushed our March challenge, 60 seconds at a time. Way to put in the work and get it done!
See Jenn for your prizes 🥇🥈🥉🚀
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04/06/2026
Happy Birthday!!! May your squats be deep, your reps be strong and your birthday cake calories magically NOT count! Enjoy your special day 🥳
04/03/2026
Andrade Marcos CF said it best: haters will say it’s AI! 🤪 but really, good luck and god speed we will catch you on the flip side 🌙
03/13/2026
Our Patti is competing in the Adaptive Division at Wodapalooza this weekend! Good luck Patti! You’ll be able to hear us cheering for you from here, loud and proud!!! Go get em!
You can watch her live events by stage on YouTube!
01/08/2026
Congrats to our December Minute to Win It champions and to our athletes that pushed to make it to the top 10! See Jenn for your prizes!
# challenge functionalfitness