08/10/2026
This massive TBR pile can only mean one thing...
Or three things if you are being very literal about it and I'm Autistic so that's 100% okay with me.
But you will have to read my blog on Friday to find out what I am cooking up for youuuuuuu!
(That is: if you're not already a newsletter subscriber who is in on all of my secrets π₯π«£π₯)
Eeeeeeeeeee!
08/07/2026
My bicycle hero Katarzyna Niewiadoma Phinney absolutely SMASHED an enormous mountain β°οΈtoday in the Tour de France Femmes. Even just typing this post, my heart is still SCREAMING out of my chest.
KASIA KASIA KASIA KASIA KASIA
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Taylor Phinney
25 out of 5!!!
07/31/2026
It says I had 8 hours and 45 minutes of stress and 0 minutes of recovery, lol. That dippy part is when I collapse-napped.
07/31/2026
Dispatch from Milwaukee.
Oh: and we also sang our faces off. π
07/25/2026
I wrote you a blogger about how exercise is not magical fairy dust.
07/20/2026
It's true it's true! I'm cooking up a group healing program that will launch this spring. Newsletter subscribers are always the first to know AND there's always sneaky discounts so y'all wanna get on that list. Just boop on over to my website.
07/18/2026
Just to keep it completely real my friends: I will now eat a giant calzone all by myself and spend the rest of the day on the couch. I will have intelligent thoughts to share at a later time. For now, victory, exhaustion, some mild but escalating muscle soreness, and a think a little sunburn are ALL MINE.
07/17/2026
Fresh nuggets on the blog! Read all about my "opera career" lolz.