10/26/2026
Update 3 on Fiora🌸
For those wondering how Fiora, our chunky little feral pony, is doing… well, she’s thriving. Unfortunately, so is her attitude.
Fiora continues to stomp on toes like she’s collecting a debt, eat hay like she’s personally responsible for keeping the entire hay industry in business, and look at us like WE’RE the problem.
Her current hobbies include:
🦶Toe crushing — apparently eye meds = devil in disguise
🌾 Hay demolition — bales disappear faster than our hopes of saving money.
😈 General feral behavior — because being cute clearly isn’t enough; she must also be a liability.
🖤 Looking absolutely innocent — despite a rap sheet longer than her legs.
At this point, we’re pretty sure she’s not a pony. She’s a hay-powered wrecking ball with a cute face and absolutely zero remorse.
We love her. We really do. But if anyone knows where to file a workers’ compensation claim for pony-related foot injuries, please send us the paperwork. 😂
Fiora: 1. Our toes, our hay budget, and our sanity: 0.
Stay tuned for more updates from the tiny menace who costs a fortune to feed and apparently accepts payment exclusively in human suffering.