09/18/2026
New for 2027: Total Annihilation
90 miles, 81% Gravel, 8,286 Feet of Climbing
You wanted more...or at least you thought you did.
Nearly 90 miles through the backroads of the Arkansas Ozarks, with 81% gravel and a soul-crushing 8,286 feet of climbing. The views will be incredible. The creek crossings will be beautiful. And somewhere along the way, you’ll stop caring about either one.
This route isn’t about whether your legs are strong enough. It’s if you have the will to survive and convince yourself to keep going when every hill looks like the one that finally breaks you.
There will be suffering. There will be regret. There may be bargaining with a higher power.
But if you make it to the end of Total Annihilation and roll back into Yellville under your own power, you will have faced 8,286 feet of Ozark hell and refused to quit.
89.6 mi, +8286 ft. Bike ride in Yellville, AR