10/30/2024
PHANTOM FLASHBACK
To those of you who read Phantom of the Bullpen, you should remember the pages about the magic bat. I don’t really know if the bat was magic or not, but I described what occurred during the 2001 World Series just as it played out. I could never determine whether Max took my glove and replaced it with the bat, but it sure did look like that’s what happened.
I plan to ask him one day.
I didn’t use the bat during the World Series in 2003 or 2009 to try and help the Yankees. My kids were involved in other things – golf and swimming – and I just didn’t have the time or the desire to follow my old team. Max’s Magic Mauler has been occupying the back floorboard of every car I’ve had since then. I keep it there for protection or if a baseball game ever breaks out.
I’m prepared.
I’ve kept my eye on the Yanks over the past ten years, though, but not very closely. As a matter of fact, and I hate to say this, but watching the first game of the World Series against the Dodgers Friday night was the first time I’ve seen them play in, well, I really don’t know how long. So, a long time, for sure, but not in two or three years.
Talk about a heartbreaker.
And Saturday night? Another heartbreaker. And Monday night? Monday night I had a plan. I remembered what the bat may or may not have done for us – the Yankees and me – back in ’01 and I planned on using it, but only if I had to. Surely, we’ll play better at home and show these Left Coast jokers what’s what and who’s who. I doubt I’ll even need to use the bat that got us so many hits and runs 23 years ago.
Down 4-0 going into the 7th inning stretch, I went to my car.
The bat didn’t really feel good in my hands the way it did in 2001. It felt foreign, unfamiliar, and heavy. Touching it only when the Yankees were batting, I felt nothing. No spark. No tingle. Nothing. I didn’t know these guys I was trying to help. Soto? Stanton? Volpe? Verdugo? Jazz? Rizzo? Who the hell are these guys? Of course, I knew Aaron Judge. Everybody knows Aaron Judge. In 2022, Judge hit 62 home runs, breaking Roger Maris’s American League record of 61 homers in a season (1961) and he did it 62 years after Maris set it!
Bazbol have been bery, bery good to me, but it is a bery, bery strange ga’ so’times, too…
I hadn’t even touched triple-M since Don Fuller interviewed my for the East Wake TV show he did on my book called Behind the Pages. I used it that morning to hit some rocks. Back in 2001, I knew the Yankees like I knew the back of my hand. Bernie Williams, Derek Jeter, Jorge Posada, Scott Brosius, Tino Martinez, and Paul O’Neill were guys I’d been following as best I could for several years. I felt connected with them through that freaking bat, magic or not. But Monday night, I felt nothing. We did get some hits and got a long ball in the bottom of the 9th.
But it was too little, too late.
That wasn’t going to happen Tuesday night.
I’m still not sure if MMM is magic or not, but it does have a bit of mystique to it. At least, for me it does. I laid it gently on the couch after the game last night. At some point during the day, Jameson had taped a notice on it that said: Broken. Needs repair. Ha ha. Lol. Not! Fast forward to Tuesday night’s 'do-or-die' game. I left the bat on the couch, still wearing the sign that looked more like a big bandage than anything else. Wounded in action or wounded from inaction.
Apparently, the bat just needs to be there.
I didn’t panic when we fell behind 2-0 in the 1st inning. I cussed and kicked some furniture and maybe broke the pinky toe of my right foot, but I did not panic. I let the bat be. We got us a run back in the bottom of the 2nd and I cheered a little bit and looked over at Max’s Magic Mauler, just lying there. “I must be crazy,” I told myself. To even joke about it borders on psychotic.
But it continued to work its’ magic, no matter what I thought or what nuthouse I end up in next week.
In our half of the 3rd, we got four more runs on a grand slam by the guy who would have been chosen last if we had to guess who might hit a grand slam in this game. During the game, they showed a snapshot of Verdugo when he was eight years old at one of the Yankees’ last World Series games in 2009. He looked like a hero then, too. We added another run in the 6th and five more in the 8th. These guys who couldn’t hit a damn beach ball if someone had rolled it up to the plate for three straight games finally started playing the game like they knew what they were doing.
Did Max’s Magic Mauler have anything to do with that?
I don’t know. But I can assure you that it will still be on the couch tomorrow night for Game 5 of the 2024 World Series. If things don’t go well, I’ll pick it up and try to infuse it with, with, with something, even if it’s just bu****it.
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