Arsenal Pyramid

25/09/2026

Big boys are sharing trophies which were illegally grabbed by City.

We have 2 UCL FC/Preseason Champions are finding themselves in the same bracket with Tottenham😂

25/09/2026

Manchester City have been found guilty of 114 out of 115 financial charges. 💀

We might be getting TWO Premier League titles back that we lost to City. 🏆🏆

25/09/2026

Half a million Manchester United fans are following a fake account! 🤣

At this point, anything related to Manchester United is not working properly.

🔴 The fans can’t tell the real accounts from the fake ones.
🔴 The board doesn't know the players they actually need.
🔴 The manager is still searching for his best XI.
🔴 The strikers are finding it hard to score goals.
🔴 The defence is scoring own goals instead of defending
🔴 The engineers are struggling with a leaking roof.
🔴 Even the grass cutters are having their own crisis. 🌱😂

Man United is only club where even the maintenance department needs a rebuild. 😂🔴

24/09/2026

In Islam, five is a number of big significance. Muslims have five pillars, and they pray five times each day. Five is central to Islamic practice.

But why five? 😂

This one is dedicated to Man United — a tribute to their 5 points from 5 games and, of course, their ongoing struggle to win 5 games in a row. 😭😂

24/09/2026

CHELSEA LEGEND VS ARSENAL FLOP?!

John Obi Mikel is regarded as a Chelsea Legend despite scoring just 6 goals in his entire Chelsea career.

And the funniest part? 1 Premier League goal in 249 Premier League appearances😃

Meanwhile, Nicolas Pépé , the man often labelled an Arsenal flop, scored 27 goals
in 112 appearances

That’s 260 fewer appearances than Obi Mikel.

So I can say, you can farm until 27, join Chelsea, score a few goals and somehow end up being remembered as a Chelsea Legend. 😂

At Arsenal, the standards are clearly different. 🔴⚪

A Chelsea “Legend” can be an Arsenal “flop.” 😭😂

London is RED. ❤️🤍

23/09/2026

😂 Chelsea are marketing their trophy cabinet like they’ve been dominating English football every season!

10 YEARS since they last won the Premier League. 😭

And during those 10 years, their best Premier League finish has been 3rd place. 🤣

Yet Chelsea fans want everyone to believe Chelsea have been running England.

Meanwhile, Arsenal are still here reminding London who owns the capital. 🔴⚪

LONDON IS RED. 🔴🔴🔴
AND IT WILL ALWAYS BE RED.

22/09/2026

🚨 MIKEL ARTETA TO SIGN NEW CONTRACT 🔴⚪

Mikel Arteta has agreed a new 5-year deal with .😍

That means… 👀

🔴5 more years of Manchester City being forced to fight Arsenal for the title.

🔴 5 more years of Arsenal battling at the top while Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester United and Tottenham fight for top 4.

🔴 Arsenal stretch their unbeaten run against Chelsea towards 10 YEARS? 😳

Arteta has changed my life, he will change your s too.

21/09/2026

Hii na Ten Hag ya Ukweli ama ni Ten Hag Bandia

21/09/2026

Ten Hag is a good manager... He just made a mistake to manage Manchester united. Successful managers come to Manchester and leave as failures

20/09/2026

we're in game week 5 and already Arsenal is above Chelsea with a 5 point gap.

So, in game week 5 and we're ahead of Chelsea 5 points, what about game wk 38?

Meaning, 5 x 38 ÷ 5 = 38. At the end of 2026/27 we will finish above Chelsea with 38 points difference 😂.

If you think I am crazy, visit last season, we ended the season 33 points ahead of Chelsea

Let me brag small🔵

No way i could have lose to Brentford with my full squads - Never

But the best defence in the league lose to Brighton with their fully squad - Infact their first team

You see there are levels to this things!!

Chelsea fans - Hope you trust Alonso now