π½ ALIENS, WATCH FROM SPACE.
π GREEN ARMY, WE MEET AT NYAYO!
π₯ GOR OK SIEM!
π’ GOR BIROOOOO!
π YAWNE YO!
Or I should start ALIEN BRANCH
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Gor Mahia FC was established on 17 Feb 1968 from Luo Union and Luo Sports Club merger. Gor Mahia is
Gor Mahia ma Wuod Ogada, the grandson of Ogalo was born in 1797 and died 15 May 1920, in Sigano e par Gor. Government Of Raila (GOR) Mahia (Mahia is a Dholuo word which describes a state of awe, wonder and mystery), hence the Mystical Government of Raila.
π½πΈ BREAKING: ALIENS HAVE BEEN WARNED β DO NOT FLY OVER NYAYO THIS SUNDAY! πππ₯
WuodCC is looking down from somewhere in the cosmos this Sunday, trying to imagine what GOR MAHIA vs PYRAMIDS FC will look like through alien eyes. π½
From space, Nairobi will look normal.
Traffic moving.
Matatus doing matatu things. π
People going about their Sunday.
Then the alien radar reaches Nyayo Stadiumβ¦
π¨ WARNING! UNUSUAL ENERGY DETECTED.
They zoom closer.
GREEN.
More green.
GREEN EVERYWHERE! πππ
Thousands of KβOgalo faithful pouring toward one stadium. Flags flying. Drums beating. Jerseys everywhere.
The aliens immediately contact headquarters:
π½ βCommander, we have discovered a strange species in Nairobi. They call themselvesβ¦ THE GREEN ARMY.β
Headquarters asks:
πΈ βAre they dangerous?β
π½ βWe donβt know. But they keep shouting something that sounds likeβ¦ GOR BIRO! YAWNE YO!β πππ
Then the aliens notice another team arriving.
πͺπ¬ PYRAMIDS FC FROM EGYPT.
π½ βCommanderβ¦ who are these ones?β
πΈ βApparently they came to play football.β
π½ βINSIDE THAT GREEN MADNESS?!β π³ππ
Because this Sunday isnβt an ordinary league afternoon.
π THIS IS AFRICA.
π CAF Champions League
π°πͺ GOR MAHIA π PYRAMIDS FC πͺπ¬
π
Sunday, September 6
β° 3:00 PM
ποΈ Nyayo Stadium
And when the players walk outβ¦
NYAYO MUST LOOK ALIVE FROM SPACE. ππ₯
Fill the stands.
Wear green.
Bring the flags.
Bring the drums.
Bring the voice your neighbours have been complaining about since 2014. ππ₯
Let Pyramids understand immediately:
WELCOME TO NAIROBI. WELCOME TO NYAYO. WELCOME TO KβOGALO.
By kickoff, the aliens should update their database:
π½ βPlanet Earth β Nairobi, Kenya. We have discovered approximately 30,000 humans capable of producing the noise of 3 million. Further investigation NOT recommended.β πππ₯
And if they ask who won before the match even starts?
Tell them:
WuodCC doesnβt predict scores.
I am not trying to be chased by Egyptians all the way to Mars! πππ
We respect Pyramids.
BUT WE FEAR NOBODY. πππΎ
ππΎ Above everything, GOD FIRST.
May God protect our players, supporters and visitors and give us a beautiful football Sunday.
π½ ALIENS, WATCH FROM SPACE.
π GREEN ARMY, WE MEET AT NYAYO!
π₯ GOR OK SIEM!
π’ GOR BIROOOOO!
π YAWNE YO!
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π₯π SUNDAY, 3PM β NYAYO NEEDS YOU IN GREEN. ππ₯
Pyramids FC are coming from Egypt. πͺπ¬
But on Sunday, theyβre walking into OUR HOUSE. ποΈπ°πͺ
And this battle wonβt belong only to the 11 players on the pitch.
KβOGALO NEEDS THE GREEN ARMY. π₯π
Wear green.
Bring your flags.
Bring the drums.
And most importantly β bring your voice.
For 90 minutes, letβs make sure PYRAMIDS FEEL NYAYO.
π CAF Champions League
β½ Gor Mahia π Pyramids FC
π
Sunday, September 6
β° 3:00 PM
ποΈ Nyayo Stadium
ποΈ Regular: KSh 300
ποΈ VIP: KSh 1,500
ποΈ VVIP: KSh 3,000
ποΈ Presidential: KSh 10,000
β οΈ NO TICKETS SOLD ON MATCH DAY.
ππΎ GOD FIRST.
May God protect our players and supporters, and may He guide KβOgalo through this battle.
π AFRICA IS WAITING.
π FILL NYAYO.
π₯ GOR OK SIEM!
π’ GOR BIRO! YAWNE YO!
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π¨π WOUNDEDβ¦ BUT NOT DEFEATED! ππ₯
Sundayβs battle against Pyramids FC will not be easy.
KβOgalo are dealing with injuries to several players ahead of the CAF Champions League showdown.
β Samuel Kapen β recovering after ACL surgery
β Felix Oluoch β continuing ACL rehabilitation
β Lawrence Juma β fractured forearm
But there is GOOD NEWS! πͺπΎπ
β
Patrick Essombe is back in full training.
πͺπΎ Sylvester Owino is progressing well in his recovery.
Coach Charles Akonnor knows the situation. Now he must prepare the soldiers available to him.
And Green Armyβ¦
THIS IS WHEN OUR TEAM NEEDS US MOST! π₯π₯
π°πͺ GOR MAHIA π PYRAMIDS FC πͺπ¬
π
Sunday, September 6
β° 3:00 PM
ποΈ Nyayo Stadium
π CAF Champions League
Pyramids may arrive with their stars.
WE ARRIVE WITH THE BADGE, THE GREEN ARMY AND BELIEF! π
Fill Nyayo. Wear green. Bring the noise.
ππΎ And above everything, GOD FIRST.
May God protect our players, strengthen those recovering and guide KβOgalo on Sunday.
π₯ WOUNDED, YES. AFRAID, NEVER!
π GOR OK SIEM!
π EYES ON AFRICA!
π’ GOR BIRO! YAWNE YO!
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π₯π SUNDAY IS NOT JUST ANOTHER GAME. ππ₯
Behind closed doors, the message is simple:
Respect Pyramids. Fear nobody.
This is our home.
This is Nyayo.
This is KβOgalo. π°πͺ
On Sunday, every tackle must mean something. Every run must mean something. Every player must fight for the badge and the man beside him.
And Green Army β WE HAVE OUR PART TO PLAY TOO. π₯π
Fill Nyayo. Wear green. Bring the noise.
ππΎ GOD FIRST.
THIS IS OUR HOUSE. NOW LETβS DEFEND IT! π₯
π GOR OK SIEM!
π EYES ON AFRICA!
π’ GOR BIRO! YAWNE YO!
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π 90 MINUTES IN THE LEGS β NOW EYES ON AFRICA! ππ₯
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No goals, but another important test for Coach Akonnor and the boys.
With the league opener postponed, every minute of competitive preparation matters.
Next big mission:
π°πͺ GOR MAHIA π PYRAMIDS FC πͺπ¬
π
September 6
ποΈ Nyayo Stadium
π CAF Champions League
Chuor Timbe, are we ready for Africa? ππ₯
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π¨π AUSTIN ODHIAMBO BACK TO KβOGALO? ππ₯
Now this could get interesting!
Former Gor Mahia midfielder Austin Odhiambo is currently a free agent, and Coach Charles Akonnor has spoken about the possibility of bringing him back.
But let us be clear:
β No deal has been confirmed.
β Austin has NOT officially returned.
π The possibility is being discussed.
And with the CAF Champions League battle against Pyramids FC approaching, the question goes straight to the Green Army:
WOULD YOU BRING AUSTIN BACK? π
We know what he can do.
We know his creativity.
We know he understands the Gor Mahia shirt.
But we also have players fighting for those midfield positions right now.
So Chuor Timbeβ¦
π₯ BRING HIM HOME?
or
πͺπΎ TRUST THE CURRENT SQUAD?
For me, competition makes a strong squad even stronger. π
ππΎ GOD FIRST.
π GOR OK SIEM!
π₯ THE GREEN ARMY RELOADS!
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π¨ GOR DHI CHENDO? NOT YET! π©π
Just yesterday we were preparing for Tuesday.
TodayβPOSTPONED!
β Gor Mahia vs Murangβa SEAL
β September 1 fixture postponed
β³ New date: Waiting for FKF
So now our attention turns to one huge assignment:
π GOR MAHIA vs PYRAMIDS FC πͺπ¬
π
Sunday, September 6
ποΈ Nyayo Stadium
π CAF Champions League
No league match to warm us up.
COACH AKONNOR, PREPARE THE BOYS. AFRICA IS COMING! π₯π
ππΎ God first.
GOR OK SIEM! GOR BIRO! YAWNE YO!
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π¨π GOR DHI CHENDOβ¦ BUT KIDOGO CONFUSION BADO IKO! π
The SportPesa League is preparing to restart, but some clubs are questioning the rushed new fixture schedule.
For GOR MAHIA, the message is simple:
π
Tuesday, September 1
β½ Gor Mahia π Murangβa SEAL
ποΈ Nyayo Stadium
β° 4:00 PM
Then only 5 DAYS LATERβ¦
π Sunday, September 6
π₯ Gor Mahia π Pyramids FC
π CAF Champions League
So while others argueβ¦
CHUOR TIMBE MUST PREPARE! πͺπΎπ
Tuesday β defend the league crown. π
Sunday β fight for Africa. π
TWO MATCHES. FIVE DAYS. ONE GREEN ARMY.
ππΎ GOD FIRST.
π GOR OK SIEM!
π₯ GOR BIRO!
π’ YAWNE YO!
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π¨π GOR DHI CHENDO! WE HAVE A DATE!
The waiting is almost over. KβOgalo is going back to the pitch! π₯
β½ Tuesday, September 1
π’ Gor Mahia π Murangβa SEAL
π SportPesa League
Then just 5 DAYS LATERβ¦
π Sunday, September 6
π’ Gor Mahia π Pyramids FC πͺπ¬
π CAF Champions League
ποΈ Nyayo Stadium
TWO MATCHES. FIVE DAYS. ONE GREEN ARMY. ππ₯
First, we begin defending our league crown. π
Then we turn our attention to Africa.
No more courtrooms.
No more waiting.
GOR DHI CHENDO! ππ
May God protect our players and give KβOgalo victory. ππΎ
GOD FIRST.
π GOR OK SIEM!
π₯ GOR BIRO!
π’ YAWNE YO!
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