Welcome to malangeni D-13

Amantombazane ase MALANGENi mahle adlula I south coast yonke😊✌

hellow eMalangeni

Taxi drivers be like s'vule engathi
uyasvala,bese
usdonsa engathi uyas'phusha.

Breaking news
Prostitutes are on strike they be saying:
"Ma********on is stealing our customers.

Teacher : Siya! why is your Homework
written in your sister's handwriting?
Siya : I was using her pen ma'am.

SMH, My uncle always pick fights with me
like he doesn't know how evil I can be.
I am going to steal his phone and change my
name to 'Magosha Mbali from the club' then
repeatedly call him and hang up at 3am. His
wife will do the fighting for me, nah... I
don't fight with my elders

Texts that p**s me off:
1. Yeah
2. Oh
3. Yup
4. Lol
5. Haha
6. K
7. Nope
8. Chillin
9. Naw
10. Send me a pic
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In our village: when a pastor passes away, we
pray the whole night.
When a drunkard passes away, we drink the
whole night.
Today, a pr******te has passed away, we are
waiting for elders to tell us what to do...

Every man who has money is every girls type

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The
bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby
I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear
of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to
a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted
me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell
him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for
you.''

.My ex girlfriend tried to make me
jealous by sending me a picture of her and
her new boyfriend having s*x. So I sent it to
her Dad by mistake

sisi if ungafebi ucathi uzobhelwa ubani ithuna, ilendoda yakho eyodwa? Lol phende ucabange my sister