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Lets close this chapter once and for all. Messi or Ronaldo??

Interesting results. Any surprises on 2nd leg???

Hello mom, we are playing PSG - Paris Saint-Germain

15 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT Zlatan Ibrahimović

1. Zlatan Ibrahimović can squeeze Apple juice out of the Apple.

2. Zlatan once took a lie detector test. The machine confessed everything.

3. Zlatan doesn't eat honey, he chews bees.

4. Zlatan once had a boxing match with Mike Tyson. The loser had to get a tattoo on his face.

5. Two burglars tried to rob Zlatan Ibrahimović. They ended up calling the police.

6. When Zlatan Ibrahimović goes shark diving, the sharks are put in cages for their own safety.

7. When Zlatan Ibrahimović goes to a restaurant, waiters tip Zlatan.

8. Zlatan didn't miss qualification for the World Cup. The World Cup didn't qualify for Zlatan Ibrahimović.

9. Zlatan Ibrahimović once had a cigarette. The cigarette became addicted to Zlatan Ibrahimović.

10. Young footballers have posters of Messi in their room. Messi has a poster of Zlatan Ibrahimović in his room.

11. Zlatan Ibrahimović can shoot from Old Trafford and score at the Emirates.

12. In school, the teachers used to raise their hand to speak to Zlatan Ibrahimović.

13. Zlatan Ibrahimović once uppercut a horse. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

14. Zlatan Ibrahimović can kill two stones with one bird.

15. When Zlatan Ibrahimović does push-ups, he doesn't go up, the Earth comes down.

— with Zlatan Ibrahimović.

5 REASONS WHY Didier Drogba IS BETTER THAN Samuel Eto'o

* When Eto'o left Barcelona he wasn't missed that much, but when Drogba left Chelsea, the whole BPL missed the DD!!!!

* Eto'o won his last La Liga top scorer award with 24 goals, Drogba's last top scorer award was 29 goals

* Barca scored more goals than they did when Eto'o' was around, but when Drogba left Chelsea, goals became a problem

* Ferguson said I quote "no other striker can score the goal Drogba scored at that particular match and against Bayern Munich at that time"

* Drogba made a name for Chelsea while Barcelona already had one!!

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Arsenal vs Porting.

Someone said Sporting CP attack is too much for Arsenal to handle.

What's your take?

According to Jr Khanye Pitso Mosimane is taking Bafana to World Cup and its the end of the road for Madala.

Thoughts on the game?

Nkosingiphile Ngcobo has dropped to the bench despite scoring in Kaizer Chiefs' 2-0 win over Stellenbosch

Betway Premiership - 19:30

Kaizer Chiefs XI
Petersen, Cross, McCarthy, Miguel, Monyane, Cele, Mthethwa, Shabalala, Duba, Lilepo, Sirino.

Subs:
Ntwari, Frosler, Kwinika, Mako, Ngcobo, Ndlovu, Mmodi, Vilakazi, Du Preez.

🍊 Polokwane City XI vs ✌️ Kaizer Chiefs:

Bwaire, Manthosi, Mvendela, Motsa, Nkaki, Kambala, Maphangule, Ramabu, Tshabalala, Letshedi, Dlamini.

🏟️ FNB Stadium
⌚️ 19h30

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Orlando Pirates vs Kaizer Chiefs
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