03/06/2026
Marks Park A vs Rivonia A – The Great Escape!
If Hollywood ever needs a script for a sports movie, they can stop looking. Marks Park A delivered enough drama, suspense, heartbreak, and triumph to keep everyone on the edge of their seats!
The outing started with four brutally tough singles matches. Sarah was clearly not interested in following the script. She battled her way to a heroic 7-6 victory, while Uys gave everyone several mini heart attacks by holding multiple match points in his tiebreak, only to somehow lose 7-6. Lloyd and Lisa both fought hard but went down 8-5 in competitive encounters.
After the singles, the scoreboard wasn't looking particularly friendly: Rivonia led 29-23. Some teams might have panicked. Some teams might have started calculating how quickly they could get to the bar. Not our Awesome As! This was the moment they pulled up their socks, adjusted their collars, and unleashed the full power of the matching blue shirts. Coincidence? We think not.
The men's doubles produced another nail-biting 7-6 victory, while the ladies decided subtlety was overrated and stormed to a dominant 9-4 win. Suddenly, the impossible became possible, and the tie was locked at 39-39 heading into the mixed doubles. With everything on the line, Lloyd and Sarah held their nerve brilliantly, securing an 8-5 win and finishing before the other mixed match. This left all eyes on Uys and Lisa, who found themselves trailing 7-5 with Rivonia's male player serving for the tie. The champagne was practically on ice for Rivonia. But nobody told Lisa and Uys. They dug deep, produced some outstanding tennis, and broke serve when it mattered most. Although they eventually lost the match 7-6, that crucial break was enough to swing the overall result in our favour: 53-51!
From six points down after singles to a two-point victory at the finish line, it was a comeback for the ages. The tennis was fantastic, the drama was unmatched, and perhaps most importantly, the post-match drinks and food were every bit as impressive as the comeback itself. A memorable victory, powered by determination, teamwork, and what can only be described as elite-level blue-shirt technology.
Marks Park B vs Rivonia B
One of the great pleasures of playing in the Joburg Mixed League is the opportunity to reconnect with old friends and familiar rivals. That was certainly the case on Saturday when Marks Park B took on our old frenemies from Rivonia. Marks Park and Rivonia have been crossing racquets for at least 67 years, making this one of the league's longest-standing and most enjoyable rivalries.
Our team received a welcome boost with the arrival of Karin, promoted from the incredibly fashion-conscious C Team. She immediately raised the bar for tennis attire, forcing the rest of the Brilliant Bs to rummage through cupboards and drawers in a desperate attempt to meet the near-perfect sartorial standards expected of C Team graduates.
The weather was absolutely divine. The tennis, perhaps not always so much. As is often the case in encounters between these two clubs, the matches were fiercely contested. Alec and Matthew once again produced a classic battle, inevitably finding themselves in a tie-break. Both later agreed that next time they might skip the formalities and head straight to the tie break.
Rivonia's Brett was heard grumbling, "Where did you find this guy?" after experiencing the ferociously heavy-hitting of Rishay. It's a question many seasoned Marks Park guys have asked over the years while standing helplessly at the opposite end of the court. The combination of youthful energy and banker-like efficiency from Rishay, together with the ladies, ensured that Marks Park maintained the upper hand throughout the day.
The men's results told a different story. Alec and Rishay were on the receiving end of a determined performance from a revenge-inspired Matthew and Brett, who could do no wrong. Fortunately, Karin and Jocelyn once again delivered the goods, ensuring we carried a comfortable eight-point advantage into the mixed doubles.
The mixed matches provided plenty of drama. Mr Bailey was in inspired form and, together with Jackie, produced some superb tennis to defeat the usually formidable pairing of Karin and Alec. Thankfully, Jocelyn and Rishay stepped up when it mattered, securing the points needed to clinch the overall victory of 59-48 for Marks Park.
As a blue moon rose overhead, the day concluded in the finest league tradition: prego rolls, chips, refreshments, and excellent company—our thanks to Rivonia for another memorable encounter. We look forward to seeing you again soon.
In a final postscript, Matthew was apparently so inspired by his performance against Marks Park that, just two days later, he challenged the club champion to a match. The tennis world now waits in anticipation for the result.
Marks Park C vs Joburg Country Club B
Our Crackerjack Cs endured a tough afternoon in their last fixture of the season against CCJ B, ultimately falling short by 10 points in what was a far closer contest than the final margin may suggest. It was one of those days where so many games could have gone either way, and the result seemed to hinge on winning the right point at the right time. While the overall result did not go our way, the team remained competitive throughout and kept the pressure on until the closing stages.
Our team was particularly competitive in the doubles matches and did well to claw back some of the point shortfall as play progressed. That late rally gave the scoreline a more accurate reflection of how evenly contested the match really was, but it was not quite enough to turn the tide. As always, the afternoon was about more than just the scoreboard. While enjoying the after-match pizzas, lively debate centred on match etiquette and how the game has changed over the years — a reminder that tennis remains as much about behaviour, attitude and sportsmanship as it is about winning. Special thanks to the Fashionable Fanistas (Marko, Carryn, Yolande, Karin, and Louis) for an enjoyable season and for their commitment on many Saturdays. The banter throughout the season, and even the use of AI to decide a weekend dress code, certainly added to the entertainment and made the experience all the more memorable.
Marks Park D vs Pirates B.
The Dynamic D team played Pirates B on Saturday. Although the opposition’s amazing drop shots proved difficult for the young and fast Danellus/Abri team, Erica and Rosanda played a fantastic match, winning 12-1 and giving Marks Park a 6-point lead going into the mixed rounds. The rest of the tie was tightly contested, leaving us one game down with all eyes on Abri and Rosanda as they finished their last match. They did us proud, and Marks Park squeaked through with a two-point victory: 40-38. All enjoyed a great afternoon of tennis and camaraderie.
The league concludes on Saturday with our A and B teams at home to Randburg A and Bryanston Sports Club B respectively. The C team has a bye and the D team will play Bryanston Sports Club D away.
Happy playing!
Lynda