Football Jokes & Banter

The other one only drinks water, I'd punch air yeses...

If both Neymar and Ronaldo shift to the edges of the bench, there can be enough space for him to sit down, they are being selfish those two. 🤧

Who should stand up for Lamine Yamal to sit?

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🚨🚨😳 MO SALAH: “I have ZERO RELATIONSHIP with ARNE SLOT NOW”. 💣

Ronaldo visiting Trump is more important than winning the World Cup

Lol, Ballon D'or aside, Ramos is bigger than Messi.

Ballon d’or aside Ronaldo is not bigger than Alvarez

Fast forward

Messi has more balon d’ors than Ronaldo has league titles

If I was the coach, I wasn't gonna select him akr it ain't his DREAM🙃

🚨🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo: “Yes, 2026 will be MY LAST WORLD CUP, 100%. I will be 41 years old!”. 👐🏻🏆

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Salah is Messi's clown and ain't even done half of what Messi did and he's already a Premier League legend but somehow you think Messi would've failed in EPL

Real Madrid are the only team that will never humiliate a big club, 1 or 2 deficit is enough, we beat you with respect ..