Football Jokes & Banter

Messi 5
Mbappe 4
Halaand 4
Kane 2
RONALDO 2

It's game on for the golden boot

Ronaldo's done, at this point Nic Jackson is even a better striker

leave the football before football leaves you, at this moment it has left him

The other one only drinks water, I'd punch air yeses...

If both Neymar and Ronaldo shift to the edges of the bench, there can be enough space for him to sit down, they are being selfish those two. 🤧

Who should stand up for Lamine Yamal to sit?

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🚨🚨😳 MO SALAH: “I have ZERO RELATIONSHIP with ARNE SLOT NOW”. 💣