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21/10/2026

Club News

EPFC URGENTLY REQUESTS YOUR PRAYERS! Gents, we have a serious problem! It seems teams have been taking our free football...
19/10/2026

EPFC URGENTLY REQUESTS YOUR PRAYERS!

Gents, we have a serious problem! It seems teams have been taking our free football lessons seriously, doing their homework and now using our own teachings against us!

For the second week in a row, EPFC has found itself on the losing side. TWO WEEKS! This was definitely not part of our lesson plan!

Now we understand how our opponents feel after we beat them. Gents, you are stronger than we thought! We sincerely apologise because YOH, THIS THING IS PAINFUL!

To all the teams we've beaten before, how do you guys cope? Please share some survival tips. We are not used to this department!

Final results below. Look for our name. We are also struggling to recognise it in that position!

Eazy when you understand the Purpose... even when the Purpose is testing us! 😂

Tomorrow’s fixtures.Losing is not an option. Good luck to our opponents.We not saying much today. We don’t play here 😀
17/10/2026

Tomorrow’s fixtures.

Losing is not an option. Good luck to our opponents.

We not saying much today. We don’t play here 😀

EPFC TAKES THE BEAUTIFUL GAME TO LIMPOPO! 🏆At EPFC, our mission is to travel across Africa sharing football lessons. Som...
16/10/2026

EPFC TAKES THE BEAUTIFUL GAME TO LIMPOPO! 🏆

At EPFC, our mission is to travel across Africa sharing football lessons. Sometimes we teach, sometimes we learn. That's the beauty of the game!

This time, Limpopo is our classroom, and we're coming prepared to deliver a lesson or two!

Come witness us doing what we do best on the field of play!

📍 All event details are on the poster.

Your presence and support will be highly appreciated!

Eazy when you understand the Purpose!

Today we celebrate one of our own. God bless you 🙏 with many more years Happy birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁
12/10/2026

Today we celebrate one of our own.
God bless you 🙏 with many more years
Happy birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁

FULL-TIME REPORT: WE GOT HUMBLED!Our boys were outplayed by Capital City, who took our football lessons, turned them int...
12/10/2026

FULL-TIME REPORT: WE GOT HUMBLED!

Our boys were outplayed by Capital City, who took our football lessons, turned them into weapons, and used them to beat us 2–1!

We literally gave them the exam questions, and they passed while we failed our own test!

Congratulations to Capital City. Well played! 👏🏽

As for our boys, it’s back to the drawing board. From today, all tactics are classified information! No more free football education for anyone!

To our next opponents: we are upset, and revenge is loading! We feel sorry for you already… but after today, maybe we should focus on feeling sorry for ourselves first!

FINAL SCORE: CAPITAL CITY 2️⃣ – 1️⃣ OUR BOYS

All we know about this pose is that it’s Eazy when you understand the Purpose! 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀What exactly is happening here? Ev...
09/10/2026

All we know about this pose is that it’s Eazy when you understand the Purpose!
😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

What exactly is happening here? Even VAR is confused! Only Ezeria knows. But one thing is certain: come Sunday, this man will either be serving assists or banging in a goal or two!

Capital City, we suggest you try this exercise as well. Who knows, it might improve your goal difference!

Eazy when you understand the Purpose!

One thing we love about football is that fixtures don’t care about your feelings. Even when you know deep down that you’...
07/10/2026

One thing we love about football is that fixtures don’t care about your feelings.

Even when you know deep down that you’re probably going to lose, you still have to put on the kit, tie those boots and honour the game.

Yoh, that must be a terrible feeling. 😭
Fortunately, at EPFC, we wouldn’t know anything about that lifestyle. It’s outside our area of expertise.

As for Capital City, all we can do is wish them luck. Shem.

😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄

Eazy when you understand the Purpose.

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06/10/2026

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🚨 ATTENTION CAPITAL CITY FC — FRIENDLY INFORMATION AS ALWAYS Capital City currently sits 9th on the log with 27 points, ...
05/10/2026

🚨 ATTENTION CAPITAL CITY FC — FRIENDLY INFORMATION AS ALWAYS

Capital City currently sits 9th on the log with 27 points, having conceded 41 goals with a goal difference of -10.

Now, as EPFC, we believe in helping our opponents prepare. We share information publicly because football is about community.

Our assignment is very simple: by the time the final whistle blows, we would like that -10 goal difference to be somewhere around -19. 😭😂
What happens beyond the Top 8 is unfortunately outside our jurisdiction. We are footballers, not social workers.

We sincerely hope Capital City has been following the tactical tips we've been sharing publicly. Please study them carefully and capitalise on them. We don't want anyone saying afterwards, "But EPFC didn't warn us." We ALWAYS warn you.

As for us, sitting NUMBER 1 with 50 points, the mandate remains unchanged:

✅ Collect maximum points
✅ Improve our goal difference towards +49
✅ Go home peacefully

Unfortunately, Capital City happens to be standing between us and those objectives. Nothing personal, gents. It's strictly business.

Good luck Capital City. You may need more than luck, but let's start there. 😂😂😂

Eazy when you understand the Purpose. ⚽

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