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Game Day, !! And we are back !!

As we Say Cheers to 2021 and welcome in 2022 , The Lads and Lasses of SSMPU would like to wish everyone everything of the best for 2022 , may it be filled Runs and Wickets and world class fines meetings.

Here are some of our New Years Resolutions.

New Year's Resolutions
FigJam: Micro manage less on the field, and start funding us and not an LPL team
Stats G: To be the Ultimate Tosser, and guide SSMPU to a league win
One Arm Bandit: To let sleeping rocks lie, show less aggression towards umpires
Notorious: To embrace voltaren injection, and change from Matt Prior to Jos Butler
Jeffa: Reach his full potential and become a full time SSMPU player
Dirty Bertie: Go on a cleansing spiritual journey, and learn that the shortball is not his friend
Nik Nak: To grab that elusive fine leg screamer, and upgrade from Hunters to Beer
Keanu: To finally learn how to bowl an out-swinger, and get over his fear of hair clippers
Wors: To stop getting caught on the boundary, and Pour the fines with less Foam
Farmboy: To get onto the cricket field more often, commit to buying actual cricket kit
Lu: Embrace his true team SSMPU, be the best double agent he can be.
Jigga: Fully commit to sleeves, and stop taking wickets off No Balls
Vic: Revive his cricket and rapping career
Ricky Louw: One less gym Selfie a week, recapture is speed from his international career when chasing the ball on the fence
AJ: Appoint a new tailor, to take a leaf out Forrest Gump's book and stop ball watching and getting run out
Stevie Nicks the Hippy: To remind his brother he is the better keeper, and invite the rest of team to go on hunting trips

As we Say Cheers to 2021 and welcome in 2022 , The Lads and Lasses of SSMPU would like to wish everyone everything of the best for 2022 , may it be filled Runs and Wickets and world class fines meetings. Here are some of our New Years Resolutions. New Year's Resolutions FigJam: Micro manage less on the field, and start funding us and not an LPL team Stats G: To be the Ultimate Tosser, and guide SSMPU to a league win One Arm Bandit: To let sleeping rocks lie, show less aggression towards umpires Notorious: To embrace voltaren injection, and change from Matt Prior to Jos Butler Jeffa: Reach his full potential and become a full time SSMPU player Dirty Bertie: Go on a cleansing spiritual journey, and learn that the shortball is not his friend Nik Nak: To grab that elusive fine leg screamer, and upgrade from Hunters to Beer Keanu: To finally learn how to bowl an out-swinger, and get over his fear of hair clippers Wors: To stop getting caught on the boundary, and Pour the fines with less Foam Farmboy: To get onto the cricket field more often, commit to buying actual cricket kit Lu: Embrace his true team SSMPU, be the best double agent he can be. Jigga: Fully commit to sleeves, and stop taking wickets off No Balls Vic: Revive his cricket and rapping career Ricky Louw: One less gym Selfie a week, recapture is speed from his international career when chasing the ball on the fence AJ: Appoint a new tailor, to take a leaf out Forrest Gump's book and stop ball watching and getting run out Stevie Nicks the Hippy: To remind his brother he is the better keeper, and invite the rest of team to go on hunting trips

Wayne Skiethom Kylander

Is best described as a young Forrest Gump that can keep a bit, apparently he was a decent cricketer back in his day applying his trade for the MCC , not the original Maboebaskloof Cricket Club, but the other one in London.

Wayne makes keeping with one leg look easy. when asked who is his perfect batting partner , without hesitation the first name on the list was no two Lu.

The bookies will be opening soon to take bets on the much anticipated running race of the Kylanders With Mnr Kylander the favourite over his two sons.