I like the cut of your jib

Well, it’s been great to be back infiltrating your ears again despite the distinct lack of sporting events that are taking place.
The goings on in the world at the minute give off a real “Malcolm Blight kicking the ball through the points” type waft, you know what I mean...like, bloody hell...! We hope we can help you perhaps take life a little less serious.
This being said, Fixer and Rosco have something real big brewing over the long weekend that will hopefully reach you next week sometime. We can’t give too much away but they’ve secured a big name guest that has, at one point in time, been a World Champion in their chosen sport and will undoubtedly have some very interesting tales to tell. Stay tuned...

General Classification
Rosco has done some in-depth investigative work on trying to break down the correct titles for footballers. He’s come up with a grading system to help with the correct descriptions of past and present players, after a few have been “incorrectly identified”. Feel free to send in any players you want Rosco to have a look at. If you or your mates argue over a player, we can help sort it.

The most annoying Facebook Post
Matchup 4

Airport Check In vs The Lazy Dumb Flog

The airport check in person is self explanatory, you know, the person that loves to check in from airport and let everyone know they are getting on a plane. The dumb flog is a real lazy bu**er, so lazy that they would rather post “what time does Aldi open?” instead of googling it, showing the whole world how lazy they actually are. Today’s match is, which post is more annoying, The Airport Check In or The Lazy Dumb Flog? Rosco went The Lazy Dumb Flog, is he on the money with this?

The most annoying Facebook post
Match up 3
The PDA poster vs Quiz Results Guru
The PDA poster can sneak under your guard pretty quickly before you even know what’s going on. The affection of their partner (sometimes an animal), is the sole reason they have a Facebook account. They will continually post about “how amazing he/she is” even if it’s just remembering to take the bin out. It surely causes the source of this kind of posting some real uncomfortableness. They are taking on the Quiz results Guru in match up 3. This person loves to take quizzes, loves to let you know how they went, and even loves to challenge you to take the quiz. Why? We are pharqed if we know why, Rosco chose The Quiz Guru, did he get it right?

The most annoying Facebook Status
Match 2

The Deaths Door vs Mr/Mrs Cryptic
The Deaths Door poster loves to let you know when they are seeing a doctor or specialist regarding their “illness/injury”. Is known to slip in a checkin from a hospital occasionally, with a bit of “here again” to really make a point. Mr/Mrs Crypric loves a “feeling sad” with no other information. Can also post a bit of “sometimes you find out what people are really like and you just feel like giving up” to keep you intrigued and gagging for more. Match 2 Is which status do you dislike the most,
The Deaths Door or Mr/Mrs Cryptic? Rosco went with Mr/Mrs Cryptic in a tight one, is he on the money?

The boys have started their newest campaign in the recently recorded show 117, to find the most annoying Facebook status! 32 will be whittled down to one. Each show Fix will present the match up and Rosco will select the winner. We need your input on each match.

The most annoying Facebook Status
Game 1:
This match up sees two nominations from our Jiblets, The Non Sleeper vs No Research Shopper. The non sleeper traditionally posts between 2am and 5am with comments such as “can’t sleep” and “anyone else up”. Get off your phone and shut your eyes. The No Research shopper wants someone else to do all the leg work, usually will trot out something along the lines of “I need a new washing machine, which one is the best?..........and go! Who is worse, The Non Sleeper or the No Researcher? Rosco picked the Non Sleeper to advance, is he correct?

Show 117 is available and ready to listen to, complete with two new segments

‎I like the cut of your jib on Apple Podcasts ‎Sports · 2020

Well, well, well, the boys are out of isolation, a little rusty, but they are back!

‎I like the cut of your jib on Apple Podcasts ‎Sports · 2020

Fixer’s article for The Pinch Hitters out today. If you love your sport and in particular your Footy, get around the page.

The Wayward Demon - THE PINCH HITTERS Fixxer, our resident Dee, gives us his memories of watching Allen Jakovich in full flight.

Dave and Fix had a discussion on Show115 which was regarding the most annoying Facebook Posts. We have decided to get the thoughts of our Jiblets as they always have their finger on the pulse. Feel free to comment anything that grinds your gears and we will add it the list. We are going to have polls daily until we get this sorted and come up with only one. Give us your thoughts, polls will start soon....

After a break, we found a cohost to warm the seat for Rosco, show 115 out now.

‎I like the cut of your jib on Apple Podcasts ‎Sports · 2019

Hello Jiblets, while the boys have been having some time off the Pod, Fix has taken up writing some footy related articles for The Pinch Hitters website. Here was his first article below, get around The Pinch Hitters

AFL 2020: Melbourne - Five Fearless Predictions - THE PINCH HITTERS After a season to forget in 2019, Fixxer tells us what to expect from Melbourne in 2020 as they look to bounce back into finals contention.