Banyule Veterans at Greensborough RSL Sub Branch

Congratulations to Greensborough RSL's own Barry Richards OAM!

We are incredibly proud to congratulate Barry Richards, a valued member of the Greensborough RSL Wellbeing and Compensation Team, who was recently presented with the Medal of the Order of Australia (OAM) by the Governor of Victoria, Her Excellency Professor the Honourable Margaret Gardner AC.

For more than 13 years, Barry has dedicated himself to supporting veterans as a Military Compensation Advocate, helping over 1,000 ex-service personnel navigate claims with DVA, CSC and DART, securing more than $40 million in compensation. He has also provided guidance to veterans appearing before the Royal Commission into Defence and Veteran Su***de and supported many at hearings across Australia.

Barry's commitment, compassion and tireless advocacy have made a lasting difference to the lives of countless veterans. Congratulations on this well-deserved recognition—we are proud to have you as part of the Greensborough RSL family.

Thanks Michael.

EXAMPLES FROM BRITISH MILITARY OFFICERS’ REPORTS (OERs)

1. His men seem to follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.

2. I would not breed from this Officer.

3. This man is depriving a village somewhere of its idiot.

4. This officer can be likened to a small puppy - he runs around excitedly, leaving little messes for other people to clean up.

5. This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, more of a definitely won’t-be.

6. When he opens his mouth, it seems only to change whichever foot was previously in there.

7. He could not organize 50% leave in a 2 man submarine

8. He has carried out each and every one of his duties to 'his' entire satisfaction.

9. He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.

10. Socially suspect and technically useless.

11. The occasional flashes of adequacy are marred by an attitude of apathy and indifference.

12 When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny, since then he has aged considerably.

13. This Medical Officer has used my ship to carry his ge****ls from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.

14. This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope, always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.

15. Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has now started to dig

16. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

17. He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.

18. This Officer should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.

19. In my opinion this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250 feet

20. The only ship I would recommend for this man is citizenship.

21. He could not organize a woodpecker’s picnic in Sherwood Forest.

22. Works well only when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

23. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

24. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming......ever.

25. Has two brains; one is lost and the other has gone out looking for it.

26. If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.

27. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn’t watching.

28. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

29. It’s hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other s***m.

30. Has a room temperature related IQ.

31. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together

32. A gross ignoramus, 143 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

33. He has a photographic memory but has the lens cover still glued on.

34. He has been working with a strong smelling glue far too long.

35. When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.

36. This man hasn’t got enough grey matter to sole the flip-flop of a one legged budgie.

37. If two people are talking, and one looks bored, he’s the other one.

38. One-celled organisms would out score him in an IQ tests.

39. He donated his body to science before he was done using it.

40. Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

41. He’s so dense, light bends around him.

42. If brains were taxed, he’d get a rebate.

43. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he surely only gargled.

Am I right ?

Applications are opening for the 2027 round of scholarships on the 18th August. Head to our website www.avcat.org.au for eligibility requirements. The application guide will also provide you with some useful information prior to opening date.

Thank you for your 32 years of service, looking after our fallen Nathan.

After more than 32 years of dedicated service with the Department of Veterans’ Affairs, Office of Australian War Graves (OAWG) in Papua New Guinea, Nathan Jilings has officially commenced his well-earned retirement.

Nathan has been a highly respected and valued member of the Bomana team throughout his career.

His dedication, strong work ethic, and commitment to mentoring others have made a lasting impact on colleagues and the wider OAWG community.

To mark this special milestone, the Bomana team and Nathan's family came together for a BBQ lunch to celebrate his outstanding career and thank him for his many years of service.

It was a fitting opportunity to recognise the professionalism, respect, and commitment he has shown in helping shape OAWG's work in PNG.

While Nathan will be greatly missed, the knowledge, values, and pride in his work he has shared over the years will continue through those he has mentored and worked side by side with.

Thank you, Nathan, for your remarkable service.

Go na malolo gut, Nathan!

This week we dropped off another 100 beanies to the Cancer Services Team at Sunshine Hospital. A huge thank you to our members and friends of Rosanna CWA who knit these beanies with great skill and care, hoping to make a small difference to those who receive them. Also, a huge thank you to those who donate yarn to this cause. Helping to support vulnerable women children and families.

GBoro RSL Veterans Coffee 17th July 2026
Rollcall: Chris and Cheryl Krolikowski, RAEME. Barry Green, RAAF. Bob Lyons, RASigs. Graham Buzza, RASigs. Ross Suckling, 1st Armoured. Ivan Powell, RACC. Larry Hall, RASigs. Neil Hammett, RACT. Nicholas Barrand, 22 Engineer Regt. Bridget Carman, RAAF. Bob Anderson, Artillery. John Berry, Army. Edward Willis, RASigs. David Trelour, AAS/RASigs. Noel Hill,RASigs. Ray Hattenfels, NAVY. Chris Malone, RASigs.
Next coffee 31st July 2026.