28/05/2026
IT'S THURSDAY. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
Today we throwback to our earlier days and few years back. To show you just how far we have come as a group. Who do you recognise from these pictures. Tag them in the comments.
But please osapempha cross. Page yake si ino, komanso anthu enawo ma nambala awo tilibe.
27/05/2026
KUNO KULIBE MA CROSS
Morning crew showed up for the usual midweek Hill Smash. It would be a lie if we said the hills did not feel it but they did and this happy crew showed up.
The only crosses we throw around here are training plans, routes, recovery ideas and race dates. Mukafuna ma cross amenewa follow this page.
24/05/2026
๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐ซ๐ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฐ๐๐๐ค๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ฆ๐๐ซ๐๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ง ๐๐ซ๐๐ข๐ง๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐๐ง ๐๐จ๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฐ๐๐๐ค ๐๐๐ ๐ข๐ง๐ง๐ข๐ง๐ 25๐ญ๐ก ๐๐๐ฒ 2026
Target mileage: 67km
Broken down as follows:
Sat run (May 30): 29km
Individual runs: 38km
How can you cover your individual mileage?
You can decide how you want to break it down. So, for example, you can break it down as follows:
Mon: 10km
Tue: 10Km
Wed: 10km
Thu: 8km
Fri: Rest
Sat: 29km
Sun: Rest
Total: 67km
"Run the first third of the marathon with your head (Be smart), the second third with your legs (Be strong), and the last third with your heart (Be inspired)." ~ Unknown
23/05/2026
WINNERS RUN THE DAY.
That was the feeling today as we showed up for our usual Saturday Morning run. The mission was to take on the 25KM route and we took it on indeed. Giving it all our sweat and energy.
As you can see from the pictures we definitely understood the assignment and came back stronger.
21/05/2026
๐๐๐ญ๐ฎ๐ซ๐๐๐ฒ ๐๐ฎ๐ง๐ง๐๐ซ๐ฌ ๐จ๐จ๐ฉ๐ฌ ๐๐ฎ๐ง๐ง๐๐ซ๐ฌ!
๐ ๐๐๐ฉ๐ข๐ญ๐๐ฅ ๐๐จ๐ญ๐๐ฅ ๐๐๐ซ ๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ค
โฐ 5๐๐ ๐ฌ๐ก๐๐ซ๐ฉ
We roll out towards the National Bank intersection, then head to Youth and take a LEFT.
Donโt fight the hill โ enjoy it ๐
Another LEFT onto Chidzanja. Say hello to the men in uniform and cruise onto that dirt roadโฆ that breeze? Refreshing, isnโt it?!
LEFT at the white house, then RIGHT just after the bridge.
Ease it down and take a LEFT into Area 12 New. Keep left โ itโs a bit of a loop.
LEFT at the junction for a cheeky little climb.
SECOND RIGHT, then FIRST RIGHT โ another loop that takes us straight to the Vice Presidentโs house.
From there: RIGHT โ LEFT onto Chayamba โ RIGHT on Lundu โ LEFT on Zomba โ RIGHT on Blantyre โ LEFT on Ufulu โ LEFT on Mphonongo โ another LEFT on Chayamba.
Slow down and take a RIGHT into Capital Hill small gate, swing RIGHT again, exit through the other gateโฆ then back to base for a sweaty 25๐ ๐ญ๐ฅ
โLong runs teach us that we are capable of more than we thought possible.โ ๐ซ
Whoโs in?! ๐ช๐พ
20/05/2026
๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐.
My people running. While some were sleeping and others in shock of last night's events. These ๐ ๐ฎ๐ง๐ง๐๐ซ๐ฌ ๐จ๐จ๐ฉ๐ฌ ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ง๐ง๐๐ซ๐ฌ showed up and did a Zep Zep of an 11KM route. These are the legends we often hear off but speak nothing off.
These are the friends we need. Want to join us for a run. Watch this space and find us this Saturday at Capital Hotel.
19/05/2026
Late plea for Hill Smashers ๐จ๐๐พโโ๏ธโฐ๏ธ
๐ Capital Hotel
โฐ 5AM sharp ๐ญ
Something easyโฆ sitachedwa kale ๐
We circle the roundabout first to convince our legs weโre civilized people, then boom โ Chilembwe! ๐ฅ
โก๏ธ Left on Chayamba
โก๏ธ Slide into Area 18 cemetery road like we are reflecting on our life choices ๐
โก๏ธ Turn back kwa senti and enjoy the climb because apparently we hate comfort
โก๏ธ Right on M1 โ and yes, descending is ALSO training. Awa! ๐
โก๏ธ Left at the Interchange
โก๏ธ One last pangโono climb because the route designer has personal issues ๐ญ
โก๏ธ Cruise back to base through Presidential
Tha tha tha ๐ฅ
๐ฌ โHills donโt build character. They reveal it.โ โฐ๏ธ๐ฅ
17/05/2026
MY PEOPLE JOGGING
You no answer with power. Anyway, Yakwana yokha nthawi ija.
2026 JOM Full Marathon Challenge
Weekly Training plan
Week beginning 18th May 2026
Target mileage: 63km
Broken down as follows:
Sat run (May 23): 25km
Individual runs: 38km
How can you cover your individual mileage?
You can decide how you want to break it down. So, for example, you can break it down as follows:
Mon: 10km
Tue: 10Km
Wed: 10km
Thu: 8km
Fri: Rest
Sat: 25km
Sun: Rest
Total: 63km
"A marathon is hundreds of kilometers. The finish is the last 42.2." ~ Unknown.
16/05/2026
ZEP ZEP ZEP
Amene ananena kuti kuthamanga sikosangalatsa amanama.
See these happy faces after kuzepula ka young 23Ks. This could be you,but you decided to sleep in. Mudzitolere my people jogging. You can still join us koma.
15/05/2026
OLA OLA!!! MAWA TIZEPULE MA KILOMETER
๐๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ซ๐ซ๐จ๐ฐ โ 16 ๐๐๐ฒ 2026 ๐๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐๐ก๐ ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ฐ๐๐ฒ ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ
โฐ 5:00 ๐๐ โ ๐๐๐ญ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ก๐๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฌ ๐ซ๐๐๐๐ฒ!
๐ด๐๐๐ ๐น๐๐๐๐
Proceed straight out of the parking lot down the small road
โฌ
๏ธ Left on Mzimba Road (M12)
โก๏ธ Right just after Michiru Hotel (entrance to Area 9)
โก๏ธ Right at T-Junction
โฌ
๏ธ Left at T-junction just after exit barriers from Area 9
โก๏ธ Right at T-Junction onto Mtumtama Drive โ go through the small roundabout
โฌ
๏ธ 1st Left onto Tsiranana Road to go down Puke Hill
โฌ
๏ธ Left on Johnstone Road (this is the last left turn prior to the golf course T-junction) โ continue past Barnyard
โฌ
๏ธ Left on Laws Avenue (donโt worry, we are not doing the entire hill
โก๏ธ 1st Right on the Land & Lake Safaris Road
โฌ
๏ธ Left at the T-Junction onto Selous Drive โ follow this to the Crossroads Roundabout
โฌ
๏ธ Left onto Mzimba / Queens Road (M12)
โก๏ธ 1st Right at the Petroda taking you down the Area 47 Sector 1 / Sector 2 Split Road
โฌ
๏ธ Left at the T-Junction onto the road that leads to ABC (but donโt go that far)
โก๏ธ 1st Right at Zodiak โ take that road down the hill and do not take the curve to the right โ go straight onto the dirt path โ follow that all the way to Kaunda Road
โก๏ธโฌ
๏ธ Quick right onto Kaunda Road followed by immediate Left at the Mtandire Depot โ this road is 6K in length and is mostly tar with a small 2K stretch that was not yet paved the last time we ran this route
โฌ
๏ธ Left onto the Airwing Road
โฌ
๏ธ Left onto the M12 / Mzimba Road back to base for a fulfilling 23.0K
๐น๐๐๐๐๐ ๐น๐๐๐๐
โฌ
๏ธ After coming out of Area 47, go left on Kaunda Road and back to base for 14K
๐ฉ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐น๐๐๐๐ 5๐ฒ
โฌ
๏ธ Left on Mzimba Road (M12)
โก๏ธ Right just after Michiru Hotel (entrance to Area 9)
โฌ
๏ธ 1st Left onto Ft Lister Crescent (some know it as DSTV Road)
โก๏ธ Right at T-Junction just after Mumโs Table
โฌ
๏ธ 1st Left
โก๏ธ 3rd Right at the Four Ways Junction
โฌ
๏ธ 2nd Left at the T-Junction
โก๏ธ 2nd Right at the T-Junction
โฌ
๏ธ Left at the T-Junction onto Mzimba Road (M12) back to base (roughly 5.5K)
โThe only bad run is the one that didnโt happen.โ โ Unknown
Who is in?
13/05/2026
US WE RAN AND YOU?
Clear signs of what was a good Wednesday run for this team right here. A reminder that showing up is important.
Join us this Saturday as we show up and continue our marathon training.