10/31/2026
🎃🐴 WAR HORSE RANCH with BG Performance Horses: WHERE YEARS OF EXPENSIVE RIDING LESSONS FINALLY PAID OFF… IN MUSICAL PARKING SPACES AND EGG-AND-SPOON SURVIVAL. 🐴🎃
Last night was an absolute, glorious display of everything we love about our barn family! 😂❤️
You know those YEARS of riding lessons? Perfecting your seat, balance, coordination, and horsemanship?
WELL, CONGRATULATIONS. YOUR MOMENT HAS ARRIVED.
🥚 Trot while balancing an egg on a spoon like your family’s honor depends on it.
🎶 Navigate musical parking spaces like there’s an Olympic gold medal on the line.
🐎 Maintain your dignity while your horse reconsiders its career choices.
THIS. IS. ELITE. EQUESTRIANISM. 🏆
And the COSTUME PARADE?! OH. MY. GOURD. 🎃
🌽 Local farmers with their peas and carrots. Farm-to-table has gone too far.
🖤 Johnny Cash and the Men in Black, walking the line… on four legs.
🧙♀️ Witches who traded broomsticks for horses with considerably more opinions.
🐾 Mack and the 101 Mack-dalmatians, starring in their very own Disney franchise.
🎄 The Nightmare Before Christmas, because one holiday simply isn’t enough.
🐝 The world’s largest Belgian Draft BUMBLEBEE and his flower. Somewhere, a real bee filed for retirement.
💀 THE HEADLESS HORSEWOMAN! Because riding with your head attached is apparently too easy.
And SO many other incredible costumes and decorated stalls! The creativity, effort, and sheer dedication were UNREAL! ❤️
We even got the HUSBANDS ON HORSEBACK! 😂 Grandchildren visiting hopped in the saddle, and our trainers and elite show team took a break from their regularly scheduled ranchin’ around to do a little horseplay of their own. 😈
No championships. No judges. Just horses, hysterical laughter, friendly competition, and a barn full of people making memories.
And THAT is the magic ❤️
A place where serious riders get to be ridiculous, beginners belong alongside seasoned pros, families become friends, and everyone is welcome to be part of the fun.
To everyone who dressed up, decorated, participated, brought their families, or cheered from the sidelines: THANK YOU! You made this night something special.
Happy Halloween from your favorite slightly unhinged barn family at WAR HORSE RANCH! 🎃🐴🖤
Come for the horses. Stay for the chaos and exceptionally good people. 😈