08/07/2026
📚🪓 BACK TO SCHOOL = BACK TO THROWING! 🪓📚
Before the alarms, homework, practices, and crazy schedules take over… come blow off some steam at Hatchet House Texas! 😂🔥
🎯 BACK-TO-SCHOOL WEEKEND SPECIAL
💥 50% OFF AXE THROWING 💥
📅 THIS WEEKEND ONLY!
Bring the family, grab your friends, or get the whole crew together for one last weekend of summer fun. ☀️🪓
Teachers, parents, students… we know you’re gonna need this. 😂
📍 Hatchet House Texas
⏰ Limited availability — BOOK YOUR LANE NOW!
👇 TAG YOUR CREW and tell them it’s time to throw some axes! 🪓🔥
06/28/2026
Reminder today is Sunday funday! One free youth per paying adult!
06/18/2026
🔥 DADS THROW FREE ALL WEEKEND! 🔥
This Saturday & Sunday (June 20th & 21st), we’re celebrating dads the right way… with axes 🪓
💥 Dads throw FREE all weekend (with 1 paying adult)
💥 Bring the family & friends
💥 Cold drinks, great vibes, and bullseyes all day
Skip the boring gifts this year… give dad something he’ll actually love 😎
📍 Don’t wait — it’s going to be a packed weekend!
06/07/2026
🔥🎯 BOGO FRIDAY is BACK at Hatchet House Texas! 🎯🔥
Grab your bestie, your date, or your favorite axe-slingin' sidekick and come throw with us — because next Friday, it's BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE! 💥🪓
That’s right — pay for one, and the second person throws FREE!
(One day only. No other offers combined.)
Tag your crew and make those reservations now — this deal won’t stick around! 👇
05/23/2026
We turned 5 years old today 🥳🎉
05/22/2026
*teachers*
Tomorrow is Friday! Come blow off some end of the year steam!!
05/20/2026
Alright y’all… real talk. *Before we close*
We’re running Hatchet House Texas ourselves this summer 🤠🪓
No backup plan, just vibes and a lot of axe throwing.
We’re giving it until August to see if we can turn things around…
If not, we may be closing our doors 😬
So if you’ve ever said:
“I’ve been meaning to go…” — this is your sign 👀
👉 Come throw axes
👉 Bring your friends
👉 Share this post like your favorite small business depends on it (because it kinda does)
Help us keep the axes flying ❤️
05/05/2026
💐 MOM DESERVES TO THROW SOME AXES 💐
This Mother’s Day weekend, we’re celebrating ALL the amazing moms out there the right way… with a little stress relief 🔥🪓
👉 MOM THROWS FREE all weekend long
(With at least one other paying adult + valid for Mother’s Day weekend only)
Grab the family, bring your friends, and let Mom show everyone how it’s REALLY done 😎
Spots will fill up fast — book now and make it a weekend she won’t forget!