Golf Humor Daily

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Laughs on the Links. All images copyright 2026. DM me for licensing. My name is Steve Beauregard. I'm married with 2 kids and one wife.

I'm a high handicap player (sad, but true), living the good life here in Western Colorado and looking for a little levity to counteract how I feel after yet another shank. I previously wrote columns for the Grand Junction Daily Sentinel and Grand Junction Free Press, where I was honored to win 4 first-place awards from the Colorado Press Association for humorous column writing. I also wrote the 20

08/12/2026
08/11/2026

Golf isn't a hobby.

It's how I stay tolerable.

08/11/2026

08/11/2026

⛳ How many golf balls do YOU lose in a round?

Ever finish a round and realize you somehow started with three sleeves of golf balls and came home with… two?

According to Shot Scope data reported by Golf Monthly, the number of golf balls lost during a round varies quite a bit depending on handicap:

🏌️ 5-handicap: about 0.9 balls per round
⛳ 15-handicap: about 2.8 balls per round
🌲 25-handicap: about 5.6 balls per round

That means a 25-handicap golfer could be losing more than six times as many balls as a 5-handicap golfer over the course of a round.

And let's be honest… “lost” can mean a lot of things in golf.

Sometimes it's a majestic drive into the trees.

Sometimes it's a perfectly struck iron that mysteriously disappears.

Sometimes you KNOW it's in the rough, but after five minutes of searching, you start wondering if the golf ball has legally changed its identity and moved to another county.

And then there are those shots where you watch the ball land, walk directly toward it… and somehow still can't find it.

Be honest: How many golf balls do you usually lose in 18 holes?

And if you're a low-handicap golfer who says “I don't lose any,” we're going to need to see your scorecard.

Source: Shot Scope data as reported by Golf Monthly. Individual results can vary significantly depending on handicap, course difficulty, playing conditions and how aggressively you search for your “lost” balls.

08/10/2026

Reached a 501-yard Par 5 in 3 shots today, finally.

Then took 3 more shots from 25 feet away. I hate this game.

08/09/2026

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