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I'm a high handicap player (sad, but true), living the good life here in Western Colorado and looking for a little levity to counteract how I feel after yet another shank. I previously wrote columns for the Grand Junction Daily Sentinel and Grand Junction Free Press, where I was honored to win 4 first-place awards from the Colorado Press Association for humorous column writing. I also wrote the 2023 Hallmark Channel movie, "Checkin' it Twice." All cartoons are copyrighted and original in idea, but executed by AI image generators, seeing as how I have zero drawing skills. Thank you for visiting the page.

In 1976, an ordinary shipyard crane operator from Barrow-in-Furness, England, decided he wanted to play in the British O...
09/27/2026

In 1976, an ordinary shipyard crane operator from Barrow-in-Furness, England, decided he wanted to play in the British Open.

There was just one small problem:

Maurice Flitcroft had never completed a full 18-hole round of golf.!

Flitcroft had taken up golf only about two years earlier. He ordered a cheap half-set of clubs through the mail, studied golf instruction, and practiced wherever he could—including beaches and fields near his home.

Then he decided to enter Open qualifying.

The application asked whether he was an amateur or a professional. Since he didn't have an official handicap, Flitcroft simply declared himself a "professional."

And somehow, it worked.

On July 2, 1976, Flitcroft arrived at Formby Golf Club for his qualifying round, carrying his inexpensive clubs in an imitation-leather bag.

It was his first-ever full 18-hole round.

His opening shot traveled less than 40 yards.

His playing partner, Jim Howard, later described the swing as looking like Flitcroft was trying to kill someone.

Flitcroft hacked his way around the course, piling up triple and quadruple bogeys—and somehow finished all 18 holes.

His score:

121 — 49 over par.

It was the highest score ever recorded in Open qualifying.

When a reporter told his mom about the score, she reportedly asked:

"Does that mean he’s won?"

When she was told that, in golf, a high score was bad, she replied:

“Well, he has to start somewhere.” (Like at The Open Championship.)

The R&A wasn't nearly as amused.

Flitcroft was barred from entering again, but that didn't stop him.

Over the years, he repeatedly tried to sneak into Open qualifying under different names, including "Gerald Hoppy," supposedly a professional from Switzerland.

In 1983, Hoppy actually made it onto the course.

He shot 63 on the first nine holes—26 over par—before officials figured out who he really was. He withdrew before completing the round.

Flitcroft tried again under other names and disguises over the years, but he never came close to qualifying.

He never became a professional golfer.

He became something much better:

A legend.

Maurice Flitcroft became a folk hero to generations of golfers who understood that sometimes the most memorable round isn't the one with the lowest score.

Sometimes it's the one you probably had no business playing in the first place.

09/27/2026

I'm posting this out of deep respect to all of those with physical challenges that overcome those obstacles to enjoy thi...
09/26/2026

I'm posting this out of deep respect to all of those with physical challenges that overcome those obstacles to enjoy this game we all love.

Specifically, I'm thinking of an incredible golfer, (and really nice guy), Max Togisala, who used to work at the course I often play at, Lincoln Park in Grand Junction, Colorado.

Max has won the U.S. Adaptive Open Men's Seated Player division four years in a row now. At the Woodmont Country Club in Rockville, Maryland this past July, he even shot 67! This image is a.i. and not him, but I encourage you to read about Max and his inspiring story. He was in the July 2024 issue of Golf Digest I believe.

Thanks to innovative single-rider adaptive golf carts, golfers like Max, who use wheelchairs or have significant mobility challenges, can regain their independence on the fairway. Max uses a VertaCat cart.

These incredible vehicles aren't just for transport; they are essential pieces of equipment that can safely raise a golfer into a proper, supported hitting position, allowing them to make a full, traditional swing.

Adaptive golf technology is opening doors to a world of possibility, proving that passion for the game doesn't have a handicap.

Is it just me who can get obsessed with this game and completely transform myself?
09/26/2026

Is it just me who can get obsessed with this game and completely transform myself?

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