Big Putts

🚨 MINI GOLF MONDAY: STICK FIGURE ERA — DAY 1 🚨

And just like that… the Big Putts Art Department has peaked.

Today’s masterpiece features:

A golfer.
A golf ball.
A traffic cone with arms and legs.
Sir Rex-a-Lot looking like he hasn’t eaten since the Cretaceous Period.
And what we believe is a mini golf hole.

Perspective? ❌
Anatomy? ❌
Artistic talent? Highly questionable.
Mini Golf Monday? ABSOLUTELY. ✅

Remember, today at Big Putts Greenfield:

Walk in.
Say “Mini Golf Monday!”
Play a round for $10.

No app. No coupon. No complicated algorithm.

Just utter three words to another human being.

MINI. GOLF. MONDAY.

Welcome to Day 1 of our handcrafted, artisanal, locally sourced Stick Figure Era.

Please respect the artist’s process.

He’s very sensitive.

This week at Big Putts, we’re going OLD SCHOOL.

No fancy graphics. No breathtaking digital masterpieces. No images that look like they took more than 37 seconds to create.

We’re talking STICK FIGURES.
Markers. Lines. Circles. Questionable anatomy. Absolutely zero understanding of perspective.

Why?

Because apparently we’ve reached the point where people get worked up about AI… while carrying an AI-powered phone, using AI-powered search, scrolling an AI-curated social media feed, following AI-powered directions, shopping from AI recommendations and letting algorithms decide what they’re watching tonight.

So we figured we’d simplify things.

Welcome to Big Putts: The Stick Figure Era.

For the next week, our social media department is proudly operating with the technological sophistication of a third grader who just found out that they only have 4 colors.

The golf is still real.

The fun is still real.

The stick figures are… unfortunately also very real.

One Week. Seven Masterpieces. Zero Regerts.

Enjoy the art. 🎨⛳

Sunday.

The day you’re supposed to relax before Monday.

So naturally…

WE SUGGEST COMPETITIVE MINI GOLF.

Nothing says “rest and recharge” like accusing your own family of shaving strokes off their scorecard.

😂⛳

Finish the weekend properly at Big Putts Greenfield.

And remember:

Monday-you will be much happier knowing Sunday-you played mini golf.

Probably.

We’re not scientists.

SMACK TALK SATURDAY. ⛳

Everybody walks into Big Putts saying the same thing…

“I don’t care who wins.”

Sure you don’t. 😂

Three holes later you’re questioning your friend’s scorekeeping, demanding a recount, and explaining how the wall “totally screwed up your shot.”

Bring the crew.

Talk some smack.

And most importantly…

KEEP THE SCORECARD. 😏

📍 Big Putts Mini Golf
⛳ 18 holes of indoor mini golf
🚶 Walk-ins welcome!

FRIDAY HAS ARRIVED.

Laptop: CLOSED
Work brain: OFF
Mini Golf trash talk: ACTIVATED

Come kick off the weekend with 18 holes at Big Putts!

And remember:

Nobody cares what you shot on hole #5.

Unless you got a 7.

Then we’re absolutely talking about it.

🚨 OFFICIAL THURSDAY ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

You’ve almost made it to Friday.

We feel like that deserves a reward.

Unfortunately, we don’t have trophies for surviving the workweek.

We DO have 18 holes of mini golf.

Close enough. ⛳

Grab somebody you think you can beat and come settle it at Big Putts Greenfield.

Loser has to admit the winner is the superior athlete.

Those are the rules. We don’t make ’em.

Okay… we just made that one.

Okay… this might officially be one of our longest-distance Big Putts visit yet! 🇫🇷⛳🦖

This awesome family came to see us all the way from Paris, France!

That’s roughly 4,000 miles for a chance to take on Big Putts… and apparently Sir Rex-a-Lot has gone international. 😂

Thanks for making Big Putts part of your trip to Wisconsin! We absolutely LOVE seeing where our guests come from.

Paris ➡️ Milwaukee ➡️ BIG PUTTS

Or, as Sir Rex would say…

J’AIME BIG PUTTS! 🇫🇷❤️⛳

HAPPY 7TH BIRTHDAY, JACK! 🎉⛳🦖

When you’re turning 7 and you REALLY want a Big Putts birthday… you get a Big Putts birthday! 😎

We absolutely love that Jack chose to celebrate his big day with us. Mini golf, family, friends, and of course a visit with Sir Rex-a-Lot — sounds like a pretty awesome way to turn 7!

Thanks for spending your special day with us, Jack. We hope it was everything you wanted it to be!

Happy Birthday from all of us at Big Putts! 🎂🥳

It’s Wednesday.

You know what that means.

Actually… you probably DON’T. 🤨

Because it’s WHAT THE @ #$&% WEDNESDAY at Big Putts Greenfield.

Today’s ridiculous deal is hiding in our TikTok.

Find it.
Say the magic words at the counter.
Save some money.
Then spend the rest of it making poor decisions in the Parcade.

📍 Big Putts – Greenfield

School starts in about a month. Your group calendar will never be this open again. ☀

Late July through early August is the last stretch before backpacks, bus schedules, and "sorry, we've got practice" take over the group chat. Right now? Everyone's still free. Everyone's still down.

That's where we come in. Walk in, no reservations, no wrangling a Google Calendar for six people. Big group, small group, in-laws, coworkers, the whole friend squad — 18 holes and everyone leaves arguing about who actually won.

Grab your people before the school bell does. 🏌