Holey Mackerel

State Fair Shuttle is running! 11am - Close!

Come play some Mini Golf, grab a bite from ShortFin Food Truck and go hit the 2nd best Fair in the country!

Yay!

We KNOW the waterfalls are not on. Some of yall acting like we don’t work here 😂

To make up for it, we got our shuttle running to State Fair Friday - Sunday! We got incredible food from ShortFin! We got Greenfield’s 17th best cocktail bar (1st best when you drink something with Nuclear Coffee )! AND we got a Handsome Sam!

Come play some games with us all week long so we can get the water fixed by professionals instead of just a crazy guy who has no idea what he’s doing, and will probably just make it worse, but dammit if he’s not charismatic when he does it…..

Mini Golf and charisma - that’s what Holey Mackerel does!

Thinking about hitting the fair!? We’ve got our shuttle rolling Fridays/Saturdays/ and Sundays!! Hop on all day!

THE RAIN WONT STOP US!

Fantasy draft order or maybe you’re just not a wimp!? Course is open, and it’s Saturday so I think you know what you need to do!

Come play!

Who cares if it’s raining!? Getchr butts here for all of the other great stuff we have! Can you impromptu Mario Kart 64 tourney!?

Love a nice day!! Golf is open!! Water feature is still leaking so we greatly appreciate you still coming to visit!

By the looks of it, it’s not going to be an easy cheap fix like we were hoping for, so you wonderful people still playing a round, having a drink, eating some ShortFin means a lot!

Who knows, maybe we’ll just fill the pools with dirt and rock, and in 30 years we’ll unbury it so we can be like our other favorite Greenfield spot The Turf Skatepark.

Have a great Tuesday! Come hang out with us!

*updated poster* TOMORROW!! YOU BETTER BE THERE!!

TONIGHT THURSDAY 7/23 @ 7pm!

Disney themed FUED is making its Holey Mackerel debut!! A Family Fued style game where you come up with the answers! Ring the buzzer and test your skills!!

Bring the fam or make one heck of a memorable date night!

On Thursdays we Mackerel!

PS: here’s a pic of my boy doing his best “Wilson from Home Improvement” impression.