10/30/2026
The kids love feeding Melee her snacks after class and Melee absolutely loves it!
But, There’s always been suspicion the other 364 days out of the year.
People often mistake her insatiable hunger as cute and adoring…
But theres one night of the year, where everything goes south.
On this particular night, On All Hallows Eve, she’s transformed into this ravenous beast.
Fangs are sharpened, cape is on, and then…..her true form is revealed!
Count Snackula! (Cue ominous pipe organ music)
She comes forth with an unquenchable desire to eat your leftovers and food that drops to the ground.
This lil vampire is ready to haunt the floor at your feet, waiting….NO, lurking if you will, for the scraps of food that fall unaware of their impending doom. Never to be seen again!
This Halloween protect your pantry, stove and countertops.
And kids keep an eye on your candy and defend it with the ferocity equal to this ill-intented, shadowy menace.
For when the sun rises Nov 1st we will once again be safe from this creature for another year.
But make no mistake. Although safe until next year, her mind is always scheming and plotting the most notorious and cunning ways to implement her particular brand of horror next year!
Happy Halloween! Buhahaha! 🧛
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